Malkin or Coulter essay

[ropi]

Hey Du'ers! I know there are some "fans" (used sarcastically) of our dear Anne and Michelle out there. I am teaching a unit in my English 101 course and I wonder if any of you could recommend your favorite piece by these two wonderful writers! I'd love for my students to see how Anne and Michelle use 'persuasion' in their work.

Thanks,

Ropipor

[Centre_Left]

1. I'd throw in Marx for balance

He was one of the most gifted propagandists who ever lived.

[NewJeffCT]

2. well, the only persuasion Ms Malkin could use on me

Would be with her looks... Ms Coulter can't even do that much.

Sorry, not much of a help here. I would take Franken's bit about Coulter & The NY Times' coverage of the death of Dale Earnhardt.

[tom_paine]

3. So you would screw an attractive Nazi

Not me. I wouldn't touch a Bushevik Monster with Pigboy Pillboy's shriveled member.

[NewJeffCT]

4. well, before I was married

Before I got married, a friend of mine compared me to Captain Kirk - I'm the guy that would sleep with the green girl if I could. And, I think Malkin is gorgeous. I can't get through one of her op-ed columns without gagging, but she looks good.

[tom_paine]

5. Hell, green skin color is NOTHING compared to an Evil Soul

Don't care HOW gorgeous the woman is, an Evil Soul like Malkin's with a red arw tongue from licking the boots of Tyrants?

NEVER!

Not even if she looked like Pam Anderson...