A Bush joke you have probably seen before, but it's new to me.

[meatloaf]

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light bulb?

Answer: SEVEN



1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the light bulb.

3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
light bulb.

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.

5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light
bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

7. Finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a
light bulb and screwing the country.

[NightOwwl]

1. This is the first time I've seen it.

Thanks for posting!

[Nite Owl]

2. I missed that one.

Very cute. Will pass it on.

[Nikki Stone 1]

3. Good one.

:)

[mourningdove92]

4. Thanks meatloaf.

Just sent it to all my friends.

[LastDemocratInSC]

5. Here's another one

Bush calls Cheney and says "Hey, Dick, I'm so proud of me". Cheney asks why and Bush says "Because I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 3 months". Cheney says "What's so good about that?" and Bush says "Well, the puzzle box says '3 to 5 years'".

Bush then asks Cheney for some help on his next puzzle: "Hey, Dick, I need some help on this new chicken puzzle." Cheney says, "OK, what kind of help?" and Bush says, "Well none of the pieces fit together at all. I've worked on this all day and can't find any pieces that go together".

Cheney says, "Well, George, the puzzle box always has the finished scene, so tell me what you see on the box and maybe I can help you."
Bush says, "Well, I'm looking at the box right now and all I see is a big red rooster."

Cheney thinks for a moment and says "George, put all the cornflakes back in the box ..."

[Downtown Hound]

6. HaHaHaHa!

I'll have to remember those! Very funny.

[kestrel91316]

7. <<<<<<-----------------coughs vodka out nose! ROFLMAO n/t