My run in with a rabid, young Freeper this evening....

[Obamarama]

Going down the main commercial drag, notice car in the lane next to me sporting a Bush-Cheney bumper sticker. Young college age girl in a late model BMW. Her windows were down.

So while we're at the light I yell over to her "Hey...I thought you should know. It looks like someone put a Bush Cheney sticker on the back of your car."

I swear to god the scowl she gave me was ten times worse than one of those scowls Condi dishes up. She took her half-eaten burger and hurls it out her passenger window, into my driver's side window where it lands all over my chest and lap.

Best part was (I wasn't aware of this, and apparently neither was she) but about two cars back was a police car and I saw the lights go on and the officer pull her over from my rear-view mirror.

Would you like an order of freedom fries with that ticket, bitch???

[hatrack]

1. Justice PREVAILS!!!!

ROFLMAO! Damn, I think I just hurt myself! :hi:

[lottie244]

66. Show how hostile and hysterical these people are. Our country isn't safe

and it's not Al-qaeda I'm worried about...it's the RW, neocon, funddie, conservatives who have me worried. They are really capable of some nasty deeds. Remember the little girls who were blown up in a church during the Civil Rights era. That wasn't Al-qaeda who did that but our wonderful southeren Christians.

[bobbieinok]

2. instant retribution.....wow

[wicket]

3. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:thumbsup:

[Doug Decker]

4. Kewl n/t

[Spiffarino]

5. Classic. I love it!

It's almost as much fun as when their heads explode!

[mermaid]

6. YES!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!

[Mr_Spock]

7. "Instant karma" by Yes is playing in my head now - thanks

I like that song. You were hardly offensive either - she got her just desserts after her hamburger meal - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Bonobo]

23. Instant Karma by Yes? Don't you mean John Lennon? nt

[Mr_Spock]

34. I relate - "I've Seen All Good People" by the line "Instant Karma"

...as in

"Don't surround yourself with yourself,
Move on back two squares,
Send an instant karma to me,
Initial it with loving care yourself."

My bad - it's just the way my brain is wired :D

[Ferretherder]

95. Ah, YES! My favorite band of all time!

...and some VERY cool lyrics, as well as unbelievably intricate and beautiful music!

[DemoTex]

8. Good (relatively) clean bust, this time.

Next time "she" might be packing heat. Verb sap!

[NightOwwl]

9. That's too funny! n/t

[Ilsa]

10. I hope that cop was a Dem!

That would be great if they followed through on the ticket.

[Fridays Child]

11. It felt great to read this!

Hah!

[walldude]

12. Lol Finally

A Cop around when you need one.. you've brightened my day..

[T Bone]

54. It probably was one of the cops that Clinton-Gore put on the streets

during their administration, and that Bu$hco wants to de-fund.

[in_cog_ni_to]

13. OMG! There IS a G-d!

That is totally KEWL! :bounce:

[democrank]

14. Tell me something......

Was she wearing a sweater decorated with a knitted state of Texas and did she have another bumpersticker that read:

POOR PEOPLE ARE ALL LAZY!

[w13rd0]

15. Haha...

...feel good thread of the day!

TWO THUMBS UP!

[Lucky Luciano]

16. You should have pulled over to the side and tell the cop about

the whole thing and then pressed charges for assault. That would keep bitchface in line.

[Obamarama]

22. Actually I had been at the office for 14 hours already.....

I was REALLY hungry myself and just wanted to get home and mellow out. Don't think I didn't half think "hmmmmmm, I wonder if I should eat this to tide me over till I get home." (not really)

Couldn't resist the opportunity to have a little bit of harmless fun taunting a Republican. I was careful to say it in a light-hearted, non-threatening manner and what do I get to show for it? Khakis covered in special sauce....

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

72. That really is the shame of it, isn't it?

That she isn't quick enough to respond with something to defend her point of view. I mean, throwing a burger is the best she can do? Come on.............. She sounds like a candidate for that "Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking" sticker I see once in a while.

[Ruffhowse]

17. Why would you deface a nice BMW with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker?

[NewJeffCT]

56. maybe

maybe she has enough money where she doesn't care?

great story, though.

[yardwork]

18. That's awesome!

Wow. Shrub really has admirable supporters, doesn't he? What a unifier.

[imax2268]

19. That's funny...

priceless...just priceless

[Carni]

20. LOL!

This is hilarious!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

21. HA! HA! HA! HO! HO! HE! HE! HE!

[Catherine Vincent]

24. LMAO! Are you serious??

Tell me this didn't happen! For one thing, I can't believe she threw her burger in your lap. But do you feel just a teensy weensy bit of guilt for yelling that comment to her? LOL! That was a good one! Still laughing.:-)

[Obamarama]

27. Absolutely serious.....

I have the the half eaten double-patty missile in my garbage receptacle to prove it. I was speechless, actually. Talk about a Big Mac attack. I hope they oversalted her fries!

[Beam Me Up]

50. LOL "Big Mac Attack" ROFLMHAO KFAWWW!!!

[AlFrankenFan]

25. Ha!

Hope her food didn't stain your clothes.

[noise626]

26. Damn that's funny....

Oh my, the joy never ever stops :)

Now I want a cheeseburger.

pax
ant

[Renew Deal]

28. lol Food fight!!!

:headbang:

[jdonaldball]

29. Her behavior was vulgar, but what did you expect?

I mean, you did provoke her.
Even Freepers have the right to put whatever stickers they like on their cars. And you have a right (but only a marginal one, I think) to "introduce" yourself to strangers on the road like this. But then don't be surprised if they reply with anger or vulgarity.
Of course throwing something at you was a physical assault, so the cop was right to pull her over.
But you did provoke it.

[Obamarama]

33. I said it in a light-hearted tone...

If someone had said that to me about my Kerry sticker on my car, I would have chuckled and said something back to them like "Glad you noticed...I have an extra, would you like one to put on YOUR car?"

[2Design]

42. I think you might have check the bumper of #29

[Mr_Spock]

44. I'd have given a thumbs up if the same happened to me.

Your attitude is bizzare - but using your logic - if it were you I'd punch your face in - hypothetically speaking of course :D

[WillyT]

47. Miss Manners... Is That YOU ???

Is it OK to trim my ingrown toe-nail in public???

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

49. Oh c'mon

He could just as easily have picked her up. You never know what someone is going to say. She could have laughed about it. And if she is putting a sticker on her car, she is asking for it (a comment).

[Tom Kitten]

53. oh so such behavior is ok now?

why did the cop even bother to pull her over then?

Making an off-hand humorous comment justifies being splattered by a gross half eaten hamburger? That's assault, pure and simple, your assertion that he provoked it is ridiculous...Quit trying to blame the victim, that is so Republican!
You make it sound like if I'm in a restaurant and say to a Bushbot that he sucks and he sprays me with a bottle of ketchup then I provoked it so it's my fault?

Whatever happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"?

Are these words provoking and if you decide to assault me in response should I have seen it coming and therefore I am guilty as well?

Just wondering...

[Blue-Jay]

58. Assault with a deadly burger?

Damn, I should be locked up for life for all the legendary food-flinging I did as a juvenile. :D

[mondo joe]

62. An inappropriate response

The response to words you don't like is words in reply. Not throwing food at someone.

[bobbyboucher]

65. Your comment is so absurd that I am throwing an invisible Big Mac

on your chest. It is now oozing down your shirt and leaking onto your skin.

[benburch]

90. BS

He was perfectly in line to say what he did, and she was totally out of control to respond like that.

Had he pressed charges, she would have been convicted of a misdemeanor.

Behind ever Freeper, there is criminal waiting to be prosecuted.

[proud patriot]

30. ROFLMAO

I just went into the other room to tell my husband that
one he's LOL as well ..

[GOPFighter]

31. Damn! A little quicker and...

...you could have had the whole burger!

Great comebacks you think of ten minutes later: "Ew, did you know there's a half-eaten bug in the lettuce?!"

[mark11727]

32. Jenna threw a hamburger at y'all? Kewl.

[aquart]

35. LOL! You cheered me right up.

[Zynx]

36. Take that, bitch!

[Mr. Jinx]

37. BWA-HA-HA!

What a maroon!

[2Design]

38. thanks for that belly laugh...that was great......

I love it....even though you got splayed with her food, you got a good laugh for that one.....terrific...

[alarimer]

39. I could have used some of that "instant karma"

The other day I was driving across the causeway, which is under construction and has a 45 mph limit. I was going the speed limit, in no real hurry when some redneck in a big ol' pickup truck (like a ford F350) got on my bumper. She geisticulated wildly and at some point even gave me the bird. I continued on my merry (slow) way until the raod widened when she passed on the RIGHT (illegal as hell). I wish there had been a cop around then.

[mitchum]

40. Beautiful

[Razoor]

41. thats just too funny

thanks for the laugh

[WillyT]

43. Thing ARE Lookin Up !!! - ROFLMAO !!!

Apparently, the Karma Gods are on our side!!!

:bounce::kick::bounce:

[AngryLizard]

45. Oh, my GOD, that's the best thing I've heard all day!!!

I am so going to use that line at the earliest opportunity!

[Obamarama]

46. Actually, I got the idea from James Carville....

It was mentioned in the book "50 Ways YOU Can Show George The Door in 2004"

I can only presume the bimbo in the beamer learned her tactics from the RNC.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

48. Thought that sounded familiar...

I haven't had the chance to do the same yet. The only Bush/Cheney stickers I see are on uppity drivers north of Minneapolis driving way too fast. (I'm generalizing here, but then again, everyone drives way too fast north of Minneapolis.

[WLKjr]

51. HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, that is the funniest thing I have heard a freeper do yet. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

[jdj]

52. A cop making less than 30,000 a year probably lives for

the chance to ticket a spoiled brat living off Daddy's cash.

I'm sure you made his day as well.

[Catherine Vincent]

55. Kick!

[Generator]

57. Well that was funny

I never know to believe these "slice of life" stories or not.

But I LOVE that line, "Did you know someone put a Bush/Cheney sticker on your car?"

I don't know if I'd have the guts to say it myself!

[hippiegranny]

59. i LOVE this!

too funny. and i'll bet she wasn't even hungry after throwing her burger 'cause she got her JUST DESSERTS!

[info being]

60. There must be a link between Bush-supporting and Mad Cow...

Hmm...she was eating beef, you say? Seems to be a pattern.

[cmf]

61. Bwahahaha!

It sucks your shirt and pants got burger all over them. How disgusting - typical freeper. I'm glad she got pulled over!

[NewYorkerfromMass]

63. Well I've nominated this for the home page!!!

Little did you know that the cop had a KERRY sticker on the back of his car!
You're cute little comment to open up the dialogue was a great dig! This was a great story! :thumbsup:

[JanMichael]

64. Oh my...That's a hoot! Not unexpected though since most Freeps are

as rabid as they are uninformed and vulger.

[Bombero1956]

69. add insult to injury

file a small claims case against her for the cleaning bill. You could settle out of court if she makes a financial contribution to the Kerry/Edwards campaign. I'm sure the police must have the name and address of the perp.

[Trajan]

67. LMFAO ! ...

Toss yer half eaten Burger at someone, and have it 'land' on them ? ...

Simple Assault and Battery .... Littering ...

You betcha ....

HOT damn ... Bet she didnt know that .... eh ?

Now she does: Lawbreaker ! .... Assaulter ! ... Batterer ! ...

LITTERER ! ....

[Feanorcurufinwe]

68. Instant Karma!

[Bertha Venation]

70. BEAUTIFUL!

Thank you for sharing. You made my day.

[GreenPartyVoter]

71. *lmbo*

[eissa]

73. Great job!

Price of burger:
$3.00
Ticket for tossing half-eaten burger at witty and smart democrat:
$200
Exposing bush's base for the ignorant and violent idiots that they are:
Priceless

[Paragon]

74. If true, it's pretty stupid - of all parties involved.

Sorry.

You, for provoking a complete stranger.
The driver of the other car, for throwing things.
The officer, for not pulling you over as well, to get the complete story.

[KansDem]

75. WOW!! She's a terrorist! She hurled WMDs at you...

"Whoppers of Meat-like Derivatives"

[Obamarama]

78. ROFLMAO!!!!

That is GREAT. Whoppers of Meat Like Derivatives! Too, too funny.

I was going to try to call the police department today to follow up and see what I could do about filing an official report, but was WAY too busy at work today.

Not that I neccesarily want her to really get in trouble with the law (well, okay...kinda sorta just a little bit!) but I thought if it is officially filed I would tip off one of our local reporters to the story.

Maybe she would be publicly humiliated by the news coverage? Maybe it would wind up on The Smoking Gun or Daily Rotten or some infamous site like that.

Whaddya think? Should I go for it??

[KansDem]

81. Sure!

An official police report would do wonders, particularly with the local press. After filing the report, you could call a press conference with local reporters and very seriously discuss what appears to be an increase of road rage from drivers with 'Bush/Cheney' bumper stickers. Ask reporters to delve into this pressing issue to determine why this is happening. Suggest it might be due to stress and desperation as Bush/Cheney supporters see their guys sinking in the polls.

And above all--keep a straight face!

[eissa]

82. Definitely

I've had with these people -- if they're not throwing food at us, they are heckling our candidate wherever he goes, harassing supporters, and just being assholes. Go forth and help expose these morans for what they are.

[Tactical Progressive]

84. OMG, rich young-Republican throws food at working stiff

out on the public roads. "After a 14 hour work day, I could certainly appreciate a Republican throwing their extra food on me."

I'm sure she was only trying to help you out in her own 'supply-side' kind of way. She has a BMW and a happy meal from her daddy's tax cut, and obviously felt you deserved something too.

Definately get this episode out there. It's a perfect representation of our cultural divide. Republicans have been behaving with virtually no civility for a long time now, and somehow this encapsulates their behavior very viscerally. I think that's why it has caught on as well as it has here. You could have some fun with it.

[matcom]

76. HAHAHAHAHAHA

kick ass!

[LTR]

77. So, the important question

Was it a good burger?






FOOD FIGHT!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Romulus]

79. OMG!!! HAHAHHAHAHHHHAAA

This was the first post I read after a hiatus from DU - glad I tuned back in!!

you rock!!!
:headbang:

[calimary]

80. Superb story! Karma's a bitch, ain't it, Burger-Babe?

So now, they're reduced to food fights, 'eh? I guess she got her "just desserts."

[Piperay]

83. ROTFLMO

hahaha I bet she shit a brick when that cop pulled her over. :evilgrin:

[Longhorn]

85. What I'm wondering is what she told the cop!

She could have lied that you said something lewd or somehow threatened her. I'm glad it turned out the way it did and you had the satisfaction of seeing her get pulled over.

I agree with you -- if someone had said that to me about my Kerry-Edwards sticker, I would have merrily replied, "Oh, believe me, I'm proud to display that sticker!"

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

86. The great part is

she didn't even get to finish her DINNER!

[LiberalPersona]

87. Revenge is sweet, but...

justice by law is even sweeter.

[ArnoldLayne]

88. Are You

yanking all of our chains or what?

[Edmond Dantes]

89. Way too cool!

Ignore the imbeciles claiming you provoked it. She exercised her First Amendment rights and so did you with your VERY funny "counterspeech".

Throwing things = assault and battery.

I'm gonna use that line "did you know someone stuck a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on your car" every opportunity I can!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[MoonRiver]

91. OMG, how lucky can you get!

I can't count how many times I've wanted just average run of the mill assholes to be pulled over. You actually got the incredible joy of seeing a freeper puke taken down! And the best thing is she probably knew you were looking! How sweet it is!!!

:bounce:

[ParisFrance]

92. What she fat?

[MoonRiver]

94. I wasn't there, but what would be the difference if she were?

A Puke is a Puke is a Puke.

[eleny]

93. Send Mike Malloy an email and tell him right away

Make the Subject header a grabber and I bet he reads your story on AAR tonight. [email protected]

Btw, you're my hero. Thansk for the belly laugh!

[NuttyFluffers]

96. i love a happy ending. n/t

[WillyT]

97. LOL Kick !!!

:kick: