You might be a Republican IF

[newsguyatl]

you believe the following:


-Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

-Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

-A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind
without regulation

-Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

-The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

-If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

-Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.

-HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
heart.

-Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.

-A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

-Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet

-The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.

-Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

-You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

-What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

[AlFrankenFan]

1. hehehehhe

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery

I love it :)

[Poiuyt]

2. Wonderful!

There's so much hypocrisy isn't there?