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[Dems2002]

Message 1 of 93 Subject 9 of 50
Subject: I just drenched a liberal
Date: 7/10/2003 12:23 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: Ben00987
MsgId: <[email protected]>



A few hours ago some little neo hippy woke me up from a little midday catnap by banging on my front door. I was a bit irritated at being disturbed and when I opened my door and saw this ratty looking bohemian homo standing there i was doubly distressed. Turns out the little commie works for Citizens Action Coalition and he wants me to donate money to the legal defense of "some guy wrongfully accused of dealing drugs" yeah right. I told him to get lost and go back to the couch.

A few minutes later a buddy stops by to see if I want to go to Hooters for lunch. I tell him about my clown visitor and we decide to have some fun. We filled up several water balloons and got some firecrackers left over from the 4th. I got a ski mask so he wouldn't recognize me. We jumped in the car and went stalking our prey. We spotted him a few streets over and turned down that street. On our first pass we drove up behind him and I tossed a big string of firecrackers out the passenger side window which landed a few feet behind this little rat. He jumped about as high as his Birkenstocks would allow when they went off. The look on his face was priceless.

We roll off laughing are asses off. Two thirty year old guys feeling 17 again. We drive around for a few minutes then we go back to finish him off. We pull down the street just as he's walking out of this driveway. I pull the mask down, we roll up on him and he looks up from about 5 feet away and sees me in that ski mask glaring at him he thought it was over, he thought i was about to pop a cap in his patchouli (yes hippies, I know I misspelled it) smelling ass. My first shot hit him square in the chest i straight up knocked the clipboard out of his paws drenching his paper work. He turned to run and my second balloon nailed him right between the shoulder blades. We sped off roaring with laughter and he stood in the street flipping us off and grabbing his crotch. A Kodak moment if there ever was.

[LynneSin]

1. I'm a liberal only to NOT be associated with Assholes like this

Seriously, this guy thinks he's cool?

He wasn't acting 17 again, he was showing the maturity of a 5 year old.

[JohnKleeb]

3. this guy is far from cool and if he did it to me

He'd be crying stupid punk. They think they are all big and bad well fuckers dont ever learn I may not be that strong but I got a fuse admittingly and if any right wing shill ever did that to me it would be his head not literally but stupid assholes like this fuck piss me off.

[JohnKleeb]

2. sick shit man

Well maybe that would annoy me but you know they have people out there. This is what we are up against. Also to the ass you said he was a liberal but then you said commie theres a difference and if you ever did that to me you fucking punk you would be crying. Bohemian? how would he know what a Czech person would look like?

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Hope the guy got the plate number.

Would love to see the look on that asshole's face when the cops show up.

[janx]

5. I say we turn this guy in--to the Libertarians!

They would put him in his place.

[The Backlash Cometh]

6. Turn them in.

These are the creeps that make up the core of the Republican party. How proud they must be. I hope the car license no. was taken down.

[sugargoose]

25. AOL can track them by IP

This is assault and it should be reported to the police. Since this post could be construed as a confession of the assault, they can subpeona the ISP records and they can tell who owns the account that made the post.

[IranianDemocrat]

7. AOL boards= right wing nazis

Stay away from them...

[Jacobin]

8. Jeff Christie would be proud

.

[midnitemoleman]

9. A real man would stand up, and not hide!

This is the type of Hate that Ann & Rush feed into. No reason'
just hate. Sad huh! One good thing is the guy live's alone with-out
kids, mark one up for smart ladies (just like the one's on DU :)

[Hamlette]

10. it's satire....

the guy's in bed in the middle of the day, goes with a friend to Hooters for lunch, feel like 17 year olds again, bitching about a "neo hippie" who actually has a job. Somebody's making fun of the red necks in this post.

[Friar]

22. that's what I thought

Although I thought it was more a hoax than a satire.

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Lessee, now...

He's taking a midday catnap, which means he works odd shifts or, ummm, doesn't work at all. Seems to have taken the other guy's car, too, which hints he doesn't have his own.

And the ski mask-- takes real stones to toss water balloons with a ski mask on. What's he afraid of? Some guys brag about the strangest things.

Wish I could ask the Hooters waitress just how impressed she was with this manly man's exploits. Waitresses are funny that way. They have to smile a lot to get the tips, but most can smell an asshole a mile away, and love talking about the really big ones with their friends.

[MidwestTransplant]

12. Let's disect this...

The guy is 30, sits on his couch all day (probably unemployed) and probably curses Clinton for his unemployment and is a huge Bush supporter no doubt.

[molly]

13. He needs to read "The Peter Pan Syndrome"

the asshole never made it out of childhood. Children start life as demanding and selfish - life experiences give them compassion and understanding - obviously he's too stupid to have learned.

[RummyTheDummy]

14. You know what would have been real funny?

Is if the so called hippie pulled out a Glock and emptied about three clips into their car. Then they could have thought about how stupid they were as they were bleeding to death.

[DemoTex]

15. What a man!

Nothing like a little Aggrevated Assault to get a good hard on.

Morons.

[RummyTheDummy]

16. Violence is about the only thing that gets a freep off.

Probably a lot who watch clips of dead Iraqi children whilst their fucking their wife/girlfriend/sister/mother/dogs.

[loudsue]

17. This guy ADMITS to stalking, assault, destruction of property.....

and his internet address could surely be traced back to him, if Homeland Security was funded.

He admitted to committing several crimes -- under cover of a ski mask. Seems like he should be turned in to the law by his own on-line confession.

No??

I'm sick of this shit!!!

[Dems2002]

19. I was wondering about this

See, I'm soooo not for reporting people or getting them kicked off of message boards, etc., but this guy admits to commiting crimes. Really, what amount to hate crimes. Are liberals a protected class? It does seem as if they should be anymore.

Dems

[snippy]

18. How very republican. Where was Tom Delay when this happened?

[RummyTheDummy]

20. Probably molesting his Collie.

NT

[snippy]

24. Was Santorum referring to DeLay in his "man on dog" comment?

[9215]

21. Googled: "Citizens Action Coalition"

It is Indiana. I suggest somebody call them if you are from the state and check on this incident. If it is true then the victim could probably remember this guy from when he canvassed his house. The rest could be up to the police.

[RummyTheDummy]

23. I'm not from Indiana but I just emailed all four of their offices

Alerting them to the incident.

[Walt Starr]

26. The poster has admitted to committing a crime

This is a blatant case of assault and the guy admits to it. Report it to the authorities.