My Crazy neighbor's kids are shooting rockets at my house...

[Ripley]

Damn they have realistic firework things now....her kids, well, more than likely the boys who drove up in big pick up trucks are firing these rockets in the streets...

WOW that one hit my fence...gotta check that out

[Ripley]

1. No fire, but whew...

That was a r o c k e t they shot over..

The house these shots are coming from has the 10 Commandment Support For Judge Moore sign on her front porch.

[linazelle]

2. Are you sure it's not Al Qaeda? LOL j/k nt

[Ripley]

3. I was so damn close to calling 911...

But I refrained because I investigated and this time they seemed harmless.

However, Crazy Lady neighbor has many surprises....

[neomonkey]

4. Another "option"

You could shoot them all with your AK-47 in a fit of insanity and become the next cause celebre for the right and deflect attention from the election, thus once again bringing the Idiot Prince to power for his 2nd term.

[Ripley]

5. I hope that is a joke...

I don't own an AK.

In Fact, these crazy neighbors are forcing me to consider owning such things....

Considering...

Damn! there goes a fricking blaxst11! these kids.!! shit, whien I was a kid...I never threw bombs at homes or tru

[neomonkey]

7. Oh it is most certainly more than a "joke"

In the same vein as this classic

Unfortunately most people would not be able to swallow the nuances of this quip...

Not to claim I'm exactly the pinnacle of intelluctuality, mind you :evilgrin:

[linazelle]

6. Bwaaahahahhaaa

[Ripley]

8. The smoke is clearing, literally, and I see

the same folks living it up at Crazy Lady's house...

You see, there is a history here. They started it by leaving dead doves in bags in my bushes a few years ago. They are sick.

...

[neomonkey]

9. If only

You have some exciting neighbors, the most irritating thing mine do is stick their damned trash cans in front of my garage.

[Ripley]

10. Oh, I get it ...this is a game for you...? Not me!

I don't enjoy living near this woman and her offspring who are now bringing in males with bigger and better ???

On edit: for those "fight back with guns" folks...

Stop.