By Repukes' "Iraq standards", I had the best day of my life!

[zbdent]

And every day is just like the rest!

1. I did not run over a small child backing out of my driveway!

2. I did not kill any coworkers (okay, it was Saturday, but I haven't done it any other day of the week, either!)

3. I did not rob a bank!

4. I did not burn my house down!

5. I did not kill my wife!

6. I did not cheat on my wife!

7. I did not burn down a church!

8. I did not sideswipe a police car!

9. I did not molest any children!

10. I did not spill acid on my lap!

11. I did not steal from somebody!

12. I did not destroy anybody's property!

etc.

So, the standard "Why, Iraq's just a wonderful place, you always hear the bad from the liberal media, not the good." argument seems kinda silly, doesn't it?

[bahrbearian]

1. The days still young.