How the despicable feminist witches on Capitol Hill failed the public

[DaveSZ]

Hehe, this is funny:

http://christianparty.net/suicide.htm

http://www.fathersforlife.org/ussuic.htm

[wyethwire]

1. probably the dumbest thing I've ever read

dumbass probably thinks he's Jonathan Swift with the satire

[flamingyouth]

2. This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever read

Gee, if only my late husband had just embraced misogyny, fascism and mandatory school prayer, maybe he'd be alive today.

Fuck, it's stuff like this that really reaffirms my pride in being a feminist witch.

[salinen]

3. Yes 1963

The year Satan came to power.

[Technowitch]

8. And the year I was born...

...how coincidental.

Technowitch
Proud Feminist Witch since... well, always

[LoverOfLiberty]

4. Good god

thats not funny, it is a hateful racist site.

The de-niggerizing of America?

[Mikimouse]

5. As an acknowledged 'quantoid', I gotta say that none of the ...

statistics presented in the first website are valid. An R2 of 42%, based just on the evidence they present is absolutely bogus.

[DaveSZ]

6. Ok ok

It's more scary than funny.

I laughed at the ridiculousness of it though.

[Mikimouse]

7. Oh heck, I thought it was hilarious too!, but

I also think that the online petition to repeal the 19th amendment is outrageously funny. I wasn't trying to detract from the original post, really! I just hate it when people publish spurious statistics, because many of those who read that site will actually believe them.

[LittleApple81]

9. All I can say: IF WHITE MEN CANNOT LIVE WITH LIBERATED WOMEN

That's their problem, not the women's problem.

It is like the argument made in some Muslim countries that women MUST cover themselves from head to toe because otherwise men are subject to HORRIBLE temptations and unberable thoughts. This "solution" tackles the wrong problem. The problem is not the women's but the men's. So MEN should stay home if they don't want to look at uncovered women, women could dress any way they wanted without causing trouble for men's beautiful minds.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. As long as we're making broad stroke generalizations, here...

Maybe the problem isn't the gender or the color of the skin, but what's inside the head. Seems to me most of the truly negative crap that's going down on this planet comes from the humans who share this baseless (read: without proof) belief in a giant, invisible, hallucinatory being who, with a 15 Billion Light-Year Wide Universe To Run, has nothing better to do than get all snitty about the sex lives of the primates on a tiny planet in the jerkwater arm of a run of the mill spiral galaxy. So, you can blame the problems on "White Men" (because lord knows there's no oppression done by anyone, anywhere, of a different skin tone or gender, that's for sure) all you want, but please understand that when some of us do our blatant stereotyping and overgeneralizing, we believe it's the people who believe in "God" (or "Allah") who are the real problem.

[LittleApple81]

12. I was referring to the post. The link said WHITE MEN'S SUICIDE RATES

were to be blamed on women's liberation. That is what I was answering to.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Gotcha.

Understood. Thanks for clearing it up.

Well, if that particular absurdity is true, and not to sound callous or anything, then it sounds to me like evolution in action. The people who can't deal are taking care of themselves.

Obviously, though, that's utter nonsense. If I had a dollar for every totally asinine assertion I've read from a religious right "think" tank or organization, I'd be very, very rich.

But what else should one expect from people who blame 9-11 on "secular humanists", and assert with a straight face that dinosaur bones come from 2,000 year old "missionary lizards"?

[Mikimouse]

11. Pwahahaha...Men are not at fault! Look at the evidence...

in the Maleus Malificarum. Sprenger and Kramer couldn't be wrong, could they? (Put the gun away, I'm kidding!)

[vernon_nackulus]

13. Is America the greatest country in the world,

with the highest quality of life, or not? Pick one guys, you can't have it both ways.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

14. disgusting

their arguments make no sense.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Okay, I read the whole thing...

Those people are even more nuts than most. Feh.