Bush's Tell-All Memoirs

[SoDesuKa]

When Bush writes his tell-all memoirs, he'll insist on a $10 million advance because that's what Clinton got. Maybe he'll finally admit he went into Iraq because he could get away with it. He'll try to convince people that he actually wrote a book, but they won't believe that he even read one.

The Bush memoirs will probably repeat the same lies he's been telling all along. Bush's statements are usually disconnected from reality. For example, he's still claiming that Iraq was behind 9-11, without offering any proof. Nobody believes him except right wingers, but they believe anything he says.

[candy331]

1. Hopefully the interview will take place from prison. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

2. Or..

Hades

[eaprez]

3. MEMOIRS?

The guy can hardly speak how's he gonna do a book?

[Booster]

5. Rule #1...

You got to read a book before you can write one.

[rhino47]

9. Hey but didnt * read a goat book ?

Im sure his book will be a great endorsement for crayola

[SharonAnn]

7. Karen Hughes will write it for him, like his last one.

She'll make it sound all patriotic and noble and stuff.

[Selteri]

4. Think of Nixon's book

When he published his memoirs people looked at it and either were somehow taken in that he really wasn't that bad of a guy and it really was just a misunderstanding...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think it'll be along the same lines for Bush, only it'll be like this, "Jesus told me it'd be okay because Jesus told me that I had to stop Saddam Hussein because he's really the Antichrist because that's what Reverend Jimmy told me before he gave me the nose candy sacrament of office.

[Wickerman]

6. A 10 Mil$ advance will be a lot of crayons

I expect we will see some terrific refrigerator art.

Its a shame this country doesn't demand a slight bit more.

[LTR]

8. Will it come with water color paints?

eom

[UTUSN]

10. What, a Thousand Blank Pages?

[nostamj]

11. ha!

bombs over baghdad pop-up pics with insipid captions.

[Jack Rabbit]

12. Would anyone believe anything he says?

Bush's memoirs will be just a lot a self-serving tripe. It will be full of excuses and half-truths to explain why he shouldn't be held responsible for all the disasters for which he is responsible. Or perhaps he'll just tell us why it isn't really such a disaster that all the American jobs went to Bombay.

Bush's memoirs may be tripe, but there should be some interesting biographies years from now. Too bad Alan Bullock died in February. He wrote excellent biographies about people like Bush.