Two really disturbingly odd Bush photos

[orthogonal]

What's with the clenched fists, unnatural head angle, and strange grimace?

It's as if he's drunk and simultaneously paralyzed.






http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040616/480/cdh10306161747

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040616/photos_wl_afp/040616172911_2e7typr9_photo0

[killbotfactory]

1. ...

[Spinzonner]

2. Kinda looks like

he's doing a Dean impersonation.

Not very well, mind you.

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. The headline I imagine going with that picture:

Bush Runs Amok, Assaults Well-Wishers At Campaign Stop; White House Apologises, Blames "New Allergy Medication"; Several GlaxoSmithKline Executives Transported To Camp X-Ray

[radfringe]

4. he's showing how he's gonna "WIN ONE FOR THE....

PICKER" :evilgrin:

[Nomad559]

5. Good one radfringe

WIN ONE FOR THE PICKER

[tom_paine]

6. Drunk, prescription drugged

Plus, look at the way he holds his thumbs! George Bush has never been in a fight in his life, or not since a child.

[U2Shark]

7. He is just displaying what he knows.

Showing off what he learned in cheerleading camp so many years ago at Yale.

[kanrok]

8. Whatta Douchebag

Sissy-boy.

[soup]

9. a caption for the punchdrunk pretzeldent

"Immediately following the first attack, I implemented our government's emergency response plans."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/09/20010911-16.html

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punchdrunk (punch·drunk) (punch¢drunk) boxer's dementia.
http://www.mercksource.com/pp/us/cns/cns_hl_dorlands.jspzQzpgzEzzSzppdocszSzuszSzcommonzSzdorlandszSzdorlandzSzdmd_p_42zPzhtm#1089017


boxer's dementia, a syndrome more serious than boxer's traumatic encephalopathy, the result of cumulative cerebral injuries in boxers; characterized by forgetfulness, slowness in thinking, dysarthric speech, and slow, uncertain movements, especially of the legs. Called also d. pugilistica, punch-drunk encephalopathy, and punchdrunk.

pretzel pretzel ('sung' to the 'tune' of 'badger badger')
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
doorway doorway

pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
a bike! a bike!

pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel
pretzel pretzel pretzel pretzel

[laruemtt]

10. leave him alone

he's fighting evildoers for us

(sarcasm off)

[dusty64]

11. I thought for certain these

were fake. Also thought the media would "Dean" him with his over the top and VERY insane rhetoric and body language (sarcasm). :eyes: Wonder if Kerry was this nuts and crazed if it would be shown 24/7, just a thought about the "liberal" media.

[sendero]

12. Caption.....

.... "you take that back! There were too WMDs in Iraq! Just ask Wolfie!"

[uptown ruler]

13. bush is scary...

friends,

he's like one of those fraternity boys in college who just had to be the center of attention and always play the "laughs the loudest, tough guy."

give me a break!



ScrutinyHooligans

[htuttle]

14. Ehem...That's a familiar looking pose

I'm just saying...

[doni_georgia]

15. Put em up, put em up!

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.


As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!


Each rabbit would show respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!


If I - If I - were King!
Just King!
Monarch of all I survey -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I survey!

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Promises, promises, promises!

He's Lyin'!

[Kinkistyle]

16. Cheney's tugging too hard on the strings.

All the puppetry lessons and he STILL can't get it right.

[UTUSN]

18. "Gimme a ... B ... F ... E ... E ...What Does That Spell???!!!!"

Nothing not seen at any other cheerleading convention.