BANG! BANG! BANG! (Pentagon running out of BULLETS)

[nostamj]

only in Bushworld! Randi really went off on this yesterday. Here's Danziger's take:



the rest of the TOONs are here:

"Escape From Baghdad"

[Spazito]

1. I heard a woman who called into Randi and said that...

those going over to Iraq are being told they should bring their own guns, did you hear that too? Randi was totally floored, she kept asking the woman if it was true. If it is true, it is unbelieveable!

Great toon, btw, thanks.

[nostamj]

2. buy their own armor, bring their own gun

rely on family and friends for real food....

and all the while BILLIONS go into war profiteers pockets...

only in Bushworld

[Bozita]

3. Maybe the Michigan Militia could loan some to the Pentagon

[Q]

4. It might help...

...if they stopped wasting bullets on unarmed, wounded Iraqis.

[lanparty]

5. BYO(B?)

* Body Armour
* Bullets
* Billet Tent (Halliburton is a SHITTY building contractor)
* Bacon (no more cooked food)
* Beer (bad medical care, need SOME way to kill the pain)
* Berries (no fresh fruit)
* Bayonet (No bullets, use cutlery)
* Band (CD players mistaken for recording devices and confiscated)
* Belt (When you loose 30 pounds, you have to hang your pants on SOMETHING)
* Books (Ashcroft burned them all)
* Bucks (pay reductions)


Any others????

[lanparty]

6. Seriously ...

Doesn't this sound like a bunch of bull. We gave them $87 billion dollars in the last appropriation. They couldn't see fit to buy some bullets with that money.

That's like giving a teenager $200 to shop for school supplies. They come back with two pairs of jeans and two shirts. And they ask for MORE money to buy pencils and paper.

I think HALLIBURTON should have to pay for the bullets. They've run enough EMPTY flatbeads across the country at $10,000 a pop to buy enough bullets for THE REST of the war.