FoxNews.com "Subliminable" Picture

[Null Pointer]

On the "You Decide" section this morning. It seems to say this to me:

Kerry: "I'm flip-flopping, I don't know what to do about Iraq."

Bush: "I'm resolute. Determined."

God, I hate Fox

http://www.foxnews.com/youdecide2004/index.html

Here it is if they move it off the front page:

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. I hate them too

which is why I refuse to watch them. It keeps my blood pressure down.

[wickerwoman]

2. Got to give them credit for finding the only almost presentable Bush pic

in existance.

If only he wasn't sweating. And his hair is so dark- it must be at least ten years old.

Kerry looks like he's either flipping him off or flicking snot at him.

[tom_paine]

3. They dubbed in some nice 5 o clock shadow on Kerry

I hate them, too because I hate Nazis and NAZI PROPAGANDISTS!

Faux is to legitimate journalism today as Der Sturmer or Soviet Pravda was to legitimate journalism in 1938.

Orwellian unAmerican bastards!

[DRoseDARs]

4. My take

Kerry:
I wonder if that's his hair or if he's wearing a hair-piece...

Bush:
I wonder if I could find oil there too...Rumsfeld, write-up something for me about Boogers of Mass Destruction ASAP!

[FarLeftRage]

5. Thinking...

Kerry: That b*sh, he sure is dumb and goofy-looking.

b*sh: duh...

[Hav]

6. .

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[allalone]

7. Kerry's photo

looks like it was doctored by the same guy that did the OJ Simpson magazine cover.

[BillZBubb]

8. Amazing, worthy of the Dr. Goebbels award.

I'm surprised they didn't extend Kerry's nose and put the finger inside it.

Kerry is obviously confused and can't decide what to do. But not our Fuhrer--he has that clean shaven, steely eyed certainty of a true "leader".

[homelandpunk]

9. It's worse...they want you to see Kerry flipping us the bird

Can anyone tell me that is NOT what you see?
And I am 99% sure the hand was photoshopped in, as well as discoloration - oranges, yellows, pinks, etc. everywhere to Kerry's face....I think they even photoshopped the 5:00 shadow.
KEE-RICED.

[neebob]

10. The glass half-full interpretation

Kerry thinks so hard and so long, using an actual brain, that he forgets to shave.

[quinnox]

11. typical Fox - Kerry is an unshaven bum while Bush is a unwavering leader

[maggrwaggr]

12. that's not even Kerry's hand

they're just trying to give him a snooty "hmm, which kind of wine should I sip tonight?" look

[coda]

13. LOL! Glad you had "subliminal" in quotation marks.

24/7 in your face "Fair and Balanced" and they've never been subtle about it.

Never met a RW FauxNews viewer who gets the joke, notwithstanding Simpsons creator Groening's numerous not-so-subtle parodies.

[Kinkistyle]

14. Is that even Kerry's hand?!

It looks superimposed to make Kerry look like "Dr. Evil". Its at such a wierd unnatural angle.

[wtmusic]

15. The hand and the beard were photoshopped on

[GernBlanston]

18. No question about it.

Definitely Photoshop.

[prodigal_green]

16. Well, at least they have Bush on the right side

right over Iran. Chimpco is in league with the theocratic rulers of Iran. They have been since the Reagan era (anybody remember Iran-Contra?)

[LittleApple81]

17. I checked at 1:57 a.m. and they had this nice picture of Kerry:

[HuskerDem]

19. 11 problems with this photo

1. Kerry's face is made to look ruddy and yet jaundiced, when we all know who has the alkie flush.

2. Kerry is shopped to look like unshaven bum.

3. On first glance Kerry index finger gives a "flipping the bird" impression.

4. Picturing Kerry with his finger to his nose gives an impression of "dirtiness".

5. Kerry's eyes cast upward give an impression of searching indecisiveness.

6. You can see no evidence of a tie or jacket in Kerry's photo, making him look less serious or professional.

So this makes Kerry a ragged, nose picking street bum who can't decide what he wants and f$#k you anyway.

7. W's hair is not gray, as it most certainly is now.

8. All the undesirable wrinkles have been shopped off of W's face.

9. W's skin tone has been made to look even.

10. His photo has been manipulated to look more like the old man.

AND LASTLY..............


11. There is no mushroom cloud indicated over Iraq.

[AntiCoup2K4]

20. I'm surprised nobody else caught it yet.

The purpose of the (possibly artificial) 5:00 shadow is obvious.

"Osama Bin Kerry".

Well, at least they didn't call him "French looking" again.

[Dont Hurt Me]

21. Relax

he's obviously just scratching, not picking...

I think he looks like he's in deep thought and telling bush to be quiet.

some of you need to take the tin foil off.