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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:41 AM
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Ha! Best-ever idea for a Kerry commercial!

Scene: Kerry sitting on a sofa.

Bowl of pretzels on the table in front of him.

He's silent. All is well. Faint sound of baseball game in the background.

Kerry takes pretzel after pretzel and eats them. Nothing happens to him.

Slowly fade to black.



The idea is from Clinton speechwriter and humorist Mark Katz.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:45 AM
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1. ROFL eom
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:50 AM
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2. Explain..
I have put all my energy into learning about why I hate b*sh so much...what is the pretzel metaphor?
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:57 AM
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3. bush* choked on a pretzel a couple of years ago.
It would let the world know that Kerry is able to eat a pretzel and not choke on it.
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The Shadow Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:58 AM
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4. Bushhole Choking on a Pretzel! n/t
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:57 PM
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5. kick for a laugh
for the day crew
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