Anyone else noticed someone missing in all this hubbub???

[Rosco T.]

WHERE'S CHENEY??

He's not out front with Shrubya sitting on his knee and his hand up his backside to make him talk..

Where's Dickie poo???

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. In his hidey hole

going dahm hope the srings do not show, now good kid, speak well

[Wind Dancer]

2. Very obvious!

He's in an undisclosed area planning how to best attack Kerry for all of this.

Welcome to DU.

[Rosco T.]

3. I did happen to have a frightening thought...

... is he trying to distance himself so that when Shrubya is forced to resign/impeachment...


ARRRRRRHHH!!! The most frightening words known to man....

PRESIDENT CHENEY???

[IronLionZion]

17. no that's good

he's already president. We all know how the dumbasses in America love boy George, but that love doesn't spill over onto Cheney. Dickie is not their "awe shucks" good old frat boy.

Kerry vs. Cheney would be a delightfully Democratic victory.

[DemoTex]

4. Damn good point!

WHERE'S CHENEY??

Actually, he is responsible. "The buck stops here," for the interim, refers to Prime Minister Cheney's desk. Not to the Bu$h play-pen. Verb sap!

[Hornito]

5. Powell's hiding too, probably laughing with glee that Rummy is

getting his due... And Cheney? Maybe he's busy planning another 9/11 to take everyone's mind of the latest atrocities?

[pacifictiger]

6. thats been on my mind too

thanks for bringing it up. He's probably holed up planning the next strategic move - shredding incriminating evidences. Either that or they're trying to get his black heart started again.

[Rosco T.]

7. maybe not shredding...

.. but making sure that the RIGHT things get found.

Think.. if JUST THE RIGHT THINGS managed to 'leak' out that put Shrubya in the 'resign or be impeached column'...

where would that leave Dickey-poo??

He IS a businessman... he's not beyond it.

[WFF]

8. Maybe he's in an undisclosed hospital

getting his heart transplanted again

[grasswire]

9. Condi's missing, too

And didn't Bush turn over responsibility for Iraq to Ms. Rice last year?

Can someone find an article about that? It needs re-stating.

[nonconformist]

14. First one that popped up on Google

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2003-10-06-rice-iraq_x.htm

Posted 10/6/2003 10:02 PM Updated 10/7/2003 6:52 AM
Rice will manage Iraq's 'new phase'
By Judy Keen, USA TODAY
WASHINGTON — President Bush is giving his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, the authority to manage postwar Iraq and the rebuilding of Afghanistan.

While some saw it as a sign of frustration with the handling of postwar efforts, Bush and other officials said the move is a logical next step and reflected no dissatisfaction with progress.

<snip>

Rice will head the Iraq Stabilization Group, which will have coordinating committees on counterterrorism, economic development, political affairs and media messages. Each committee will be headed by a Rice deputy and include representatives of the State, Defense and Treasury departments and the CIA.

McClellan said the change is no indication of discontent with progress in Iraq, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld or Paul Bremer, head of the Coalition Provisional Authority. Bremer will continue to report to Rumsfeld, and the Pentagon will still be "the lead agency," he said.
<snip>

[Eric J in MN]

18. October 2003 is when the mistreatment in the photos started (nt)

nt

[TheWizardOfMudd]

10. Cheney is hiding

Like the chickenshit that he is.

[nonconformist]

11. Crash Cart is in an undisclosed location of course. nt

[AlCzervik]

12. Getting his 23rd

artificial heart put in.

[Cleita]

13. He's in his sarcophagus getting pumped up so

so when he needs to be reanimated, he will be ready. The Go'auld are like that.

[Unperson 309]

15. Tapping His Fingers Together...

like Montgomery Burns, saying "Ehhhh-xcellent..."

H'mmm... If Cheney is Burns (ancient, weak heart, the manipulator), then who is Bush? I'm seeing him as Barney Gumble.

So who are the rest of the cast?

Condi Rice would probably be Mrs Krabapple.
Rumsfeld is Mr Smithers?
Who is whom? Homer? Willie? Marge? Bart?

309

[Rosco T.]

16. Shrubya would have to be Smithers then.....

kissing his butt at all times to make him feel important.

[IronLionZion]

19. Shrub could be Homer

doh! Then McCain is Bart. time for a strangling. I think it is fantastic that McCain is calling for Rumsfeld to resign.

[PurityOfEssence]

20. Didn't ya hear Rummy repeatedly talking about the "Cheney command"

I know some of you thought it was "chain of command", but...

[Oddman]

21. Haven't heard a word from him . . .

That is pretty strange, especially after his Kerry bashing tour. Must have tired him out, started having chest pains . . . then again . . .