It's Mayday In Amerika

[dbt]

Hail, citizens! I bring you greetings in the name of New Rome and from Seizure himself!

Today we shall gather in spontaneous celebrations all over the Empire. Please consult your handouts for locations near you and bear in mind that spontaneity is mandatory.

Today we celebrate our Deliverance from the misguided notions of past centuries, for Seizure has removed the onerous yoke of the White Hat from us all! No more shall we serve the false idols of Truth, Justice and the American Way. No more shall we waste our precious time and substance--or, indeed, our beautiful minds--on silly notions of Liberty and Justice for All.

With the Mighty Seizure at our backs, we shall now march unto every part of this planet and exact the Tribute that rightly belongs to New Rome. Let every Sand N****r tremble in his turban, for we shall smite him nekkid in the presence of his fellows! His wife and his child shall cower before the Imperial Bayonet and their blood shall refresh the dry throat of Limbaugh the Oracle!

Lift every voice now in the Sacred Chant: Hail Seizure! Hail Seizure! Greed is God!

Now, let the young maidens dance around the May Missile!

:loveya:
dbtus the halt,
1 May in the Year Zero

[mopaul]

1. happy mission accomplished day citizen!

major hostilities have ended!

[CJCRANE]

2. Yes

praise be, major hostilities have ended! Now if only these general hostilities would stop...