WTF, Condi thinks she's married to Bush?

[Syrinx]

A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas? At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife, Times reporter Felicity Barringer, and attended by Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Maureen Dowd, Steven Weisman, and Elisabeth Bumiller, Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—” and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating. Nobody thinks Bush and Rice are actually an item. A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”

http://nymetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/n_10245/

[skooooo]

1. New open-tent policy??

[OneTwentyoNine]

2. Whew....Good thing Clinton isn't President....

We'd have to spend a 100 million just to make sure he wasn't doing the dirty deed with Rice. Of course it wouldn't be about sex mind you...it would be about him lying.

David

[Maine-i-acs]

3. The subject is hashed out quite humorously here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1437441

Lotta yuks there

[rkc3]

4. Easter

I thought it was odd to see Condi attending Sunday service with the *es at Easter Figured she was just the nanny (kinda like Aunt Jemima without the huge floppy rack).

Bush's version of religion probably permits him to keep more than one wife as long as they are submissive and know their roles.

[PaDUer]

8. Ya, sure fits...

the lump in the bed.

[justgamma]

5. I've thought there

was something going on when an article I read said that they go out in the boat together to talk. Remember after the hearings when he had to call her from his pickup. Methinks it sounds mighty cozy.

[IggleDoer]

6. Shameful!

To imply that they're cheating on Karen Hughes!

[PaDUer]

7. Don't forget what he said...

when they went on their turkey day ride in the plane to visit the troops...they acted like any other married couple...read between the lines.

[knight_of_the_star]

9. Ooops

And somehow I thought she was smarter than that. I guess people will sleep with ANYONE for wealth and power. At least Condi anyway.

[Cleita]

10. So do you think Bush is a polygamist?

Exactly what church does he belong too? Has anyone ever said?

[Lone_Wolf]

11. Unification Church?

The Unification Church has alleged connections to the Bush family. Maybe Chimp and Condi were "married" by Rev. Sun Myung Moon? The way I understand it, Rev. Moon arranges marriages within his "church". Moon sees the marriages his church performs as the only legitimate ones. Marriages done by other institutions mean nothing to him.

[MO_Dem]

12. What church does he belong to?

Ummm, must be the Unenlightened Church of George W. Christ?

[bacchant]

13. Post your most puke inducing George & Condi love scene here

Let your imagination go wild and horribly wrong. The seamier the better. Throw Laura, the twins, their dog Spot (deceased), Cheney (deceased?)... in the mix as well.


... Or maybe not.

[Arugula Latte]

14. Condi doodles on her notebooks

little hearts and flowers and in her girlish script she writes "Mrs. Condoleeza Bush" over and over again, practicing her signature for that glorious day ...

[leetrisck]

15. Maybe instead she has a husbnd

and that was the slip - if so why is she hiding him?