How do you keep Bill Bennett quiet ???

[Racenut20]

He is on Tweety doing his best to be intrusive in everyone elses comments.
A: Throw an Ace of Spades on the floor between his feet !!!

[LittleApple81]

1. He is so authoritative but he is getting so humongous that it is

hard to concentrate on what he is saying instead of worrying about him having a heart attack at that precise moment.

[Racenut20]

2. Hmm, is that true in all cases?

I gained some weight when I quit smoking. Now I am afraid to quit gambling..

[LittleApple81]

6. I don't know what you look like. But he definitely does not look healthy

n/t

[Mika]

3. Put him in front of a roulette wheel in Vegas. That'll shut him up

Or, sit him in front of a poker table.

[0007]

5. He doesn't play table games. One arm slot machine only

[Lefty48197]

17. and he had the slot machines delivered to his hotel rooms

because he wanted to hide his addiction.

[swinney]

18. Delivered what else to his room?

snort snort?

suck suck?

[markomalley]

4. Two ways

• One is not politically acceptable in this country but was used frequently by some giants like Ustinov.
  
• Another is to turn the TV off.

Personally, I support the second method. Get your news from DU.

[cosmicdot]

7. if I hosted a spin/talk propaganda show ...

... before he said anything, I'd ask him if he's been to Vegas lately ... hoping to throw off his stride ...

:P

[PfcHammer]

8. i'd give him a bucket of quarters. the lard ass.

[Stephanie]

9. Tell Tweety to ask him about the dominatrix

There's a lot more to do in LV than just gambling.

[Algorem]

10. She must have things to stuff in his mouth.

[Karenina]

12. Hmmm...

How 'bout a pair of socks from a teenie's hockey bag? Ahh, the aroma!

[Arugula Latte]

15. LOL!

You guys crack me up.

Bill Bennett, Big Time Perv. It just fits, doesn't it?

[dweller]

11. Tweet asked him 'do you want to bet?'

in regards to Bennett's prediction on Kerry's VP choice...

Bennett responded muttering something like 'what are the odds?' or that is what it sounded like. At the end of the program, check it out.

dp

[Redleg]

13. Hit him in the throat.

That's the only way to shut down those loud-mouthed bastards.

[randr]

14. Make a bet with him that he can't keep his mouth shut

[shimmergal]

16. Send him back here to Vegas

so his gambling can keep putting food on our children's tables!