Troop Rotation

[TimMooring]

People who may have heard 'troubling" reports of delayed or cancelled troop rotations will be relieved to know that cic'em bushes regularly scheduled rotations to his Tx ranch will *not* be effected. A P5 spokesman promised to "move heaven and earth" if necessary to rotate the chief troop in-and-out for scheduled R&Rs. This man is only in his 4th day of redeployment and has already taken some heavy fire and non-scripted questions. We had a radio failure yesterday and for one frantic moment we thought he was going down big time. He was lucky condi had an IUD in her field kit. Things can happen very quickly here after recent failures at the 9/11 commission. VICE commander dick "wad" cheney is reportedly so concerned about the matter that he has been flown to a deep underground command bunker where he will stand by to activate secret plan:

MAKE IT HAPPEN AGAIN

So relax, code orange style