I'm going in!

[Arkana]

All right. Some DUers may curse and hate me forever, but this is something that's been dogging at me. Freepers champion their website as a haven of tolerance, so I'm gonna take them up on that.

Keep this floated, as I want to record my observations of the subhuman species that dwell in Free Republic's murky depths.

I'm going in, and I want to see how many pro-Clinton and pro-Dem posts I can get in before they kick my ass out the door. Place your bets now!

Please don't hate me, guys--DU has kept my blood pressure at reasonable levels since I discovered it! For those who want to see my work in the field, my name is "fightinglib." Wish me luck...I'm going in.

[Renew Deal]

1. Have fun. I say 1

[KissMyAsscroft]

2. Freepers dont claim to have a haven of tolerance.

Just let them have their little club.

Who cares?

[never cry wolf]

3. Good luck

Don't forget to hold your nose!!

[TruthIsAll]

4. Going in? Are you wearing protection? You may have to be quarantined

from DU for a while - after defumigation.

There's a rumor that they keep a collection of Shrub's boogers in a jar over there. Don't put your hand in it.

[Robbien]

5. Ha! If you type fast, you may get in a half dozen

only because it is later at night and some of the mods may not be alert.

Wear Kevlar.

[GernBlanston]

6. I'm putting the over/under..

at 4 minutes :P

[strategery blunder]

7. Good luck

and watch out for the Depleted Uranium shells they're sure to fire at you.

[jayfish]

8. Don't Bother

The other day I responded to a Clinton v. Terrorism thread by posting an article from this DU thread Thread

The post was removed and my account locked in five minutes. That was my first post.

Jay

[Rick Myers]

9. 6 posts

if you're quick. But you're wasting your time...

:toast:

[Cleita]

10. You are going up against racist, misogynist, homophobics.

I'd say you are good for a couple of posts.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

11. 2 if your lucky

You should have picked a less obvious name, like 'kill Libruls"

[leftofthedial]

12. I'm piling on 1 as the magic number

before you are banned.

[terisel]

13. See FR thread on Hispanic Demonstration at Karl Rove's

Possibly this should have its own discussion here:


Several hundred people stormed the small yard of President Bush's chief political strategist, Karl Rove, yesterday afternoon, pounding on his windows, shoving signs at others and challenging Rove to talk to them about a bill that deals with educational opportunities for immigrants.




<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31890-2004Mar28.html>

[Robbien]

14. I read that story on the WaPo site

That is sooo wrong. Having a protest at someone's home is just wrong in my opinion, especially if they started banging on Rove's windows as the article stated.

[patricia92243]

15. If we praised Bush here in DU would we get kicked and/or banned?

[Robbien]

18. If you have a wife or husband who loves Bush

and share their opinions with us, you get to stay. But we won't like you very much.

[rasputin1952]

16. LOL...I got 1, and POOF...

I was gone! It was a while back but it went something like this:

'I suppose I'll get to post a lot here, I won't use any words over 6 letters, and if you have a person that can read, I hope that guy can tell you that bush is a Moran!'

Guess I didn't help myself by saying I was a dyed in wool Dem either, but what the hell. Somewhere, deep in the archives of FR, lies the lonely post of rasputin1952, laughing its ass off!

:evilgrin:

[Az]

17. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the a freeper

Ah one

Ah two

CRUNCH!

Three. Three licks.

[Catherine Vincent]

19. Make sure you wear a condom!

[VOX]

20. I admire your pluck, but you're just whizzing in the wind...

you'll be gone in minutes and freepers will feel justified in having given you the "zot."