what to do when the GOP sends you a letter begging for cash
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:24 PM
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what to do when the GOP sends you a letter begging for cash
Edited on Mon Mar-22-04 04:48 PM by pstokely
stuff the pre-paid postage return envelope with with something useless like expired coupons or coupons that will expire within a week, did that with their latest letter
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:24 PM
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:31 PM
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6. ask to be kept on their mailing list
That you cant afford any donation now.... but will soon. It will keep you in their system and the letters will give you plenty of laughs.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:25 PM
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2. Make a donation to your favorite liberal cause in their name
and send them an acknowledgement.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:25 PM
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3. Send back a letter asking THEM for cash...seeing as how their policies
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:46 PM
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17. I think that's my favorite so far!
I'm sure Dick can spare a few dollars from his chubby little wallet...
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:25 PM
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Tell them once the Federal budget is balanced under a GOP Prez/House/Senate you'll contribute the maximum to the GOP.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:30 PM
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5. Tell them that you believe(thanks to them) in smaller givernment!
Tell them to stop looking for welfare checks and get a real job.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:32 PM
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7. Tie the return envelope to a box of bricks
...and let them pick up the postage.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:32 PM
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8. Fill the Envelope with something heavy that way they will have to pay for
the extra weight. The post office will bill them for it.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:39 PM
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really dirty pennies. That way at least they can't get you for mail fraud (hey, all the money we have left was in the kid's piggy bank!).
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:46 PM
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coupons aren't heavy enough
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:34 PM
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9. Does it have a pre-paid postage return envelope? Tape it to a brick
And drop it in the nearest mail box. That's what Abbie Hoffman would have done. John It's your call whether or not to include the expired coupons.
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:39 PM
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10. Make a donation of two cents on your visa
It will cost them close to a dollar to transact it. Transaction fees are at least a quarter per transaction and in some cases as high as a dollar. Give them your two cents worth. :9
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:39 PM
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....and send it back :evilgrin:
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:42 PM
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13. Tear up the letter, and...
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:45 PM
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14. Print out the pictures of soldiers who came home the hard way...
...and send it in marked "Paid in Full"
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:46 PM
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16. Waiting to get one so I can
send them my bumper sticker: "Doing my part to piss off the religious right"
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Mon Mar-22-04 04:48 PM
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18. Put "666" on the forehead of the picture of Bush they send you.
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