Kerry says "fuck" and "fucking" and "fucker"!! Oh no!! Run children!!

[homelandpunk]

Rush thinks it disqualifies Kerry. Yesterday oxypig mentioned a Rolling Stone interview where Kerry said "fucking", and then brought up Kerry saying "son of a bitch". Limpballs said "while Bush is defending the world, Kerry is cussing out his secret service agent!"
Haha..."while Bush is defending the world." He used those exact words...holy kee-riced that was funny. I literally swerved a bit on the road when he said it.

Hey, can anyone tell me if anyone also heard Pink Floyd's song "Money" was now also up for censoring on the radio because of - and this is so fucking ironically rich - because of the phrase "do-goody-good bullshit"?? Anyone confirm this is getting consideration at the FCC or any stations they know of? They are going to use their do-goody-good bullshit to censor THAT VERY definiton of their actions... god I love it. By the way, shouldn't the FCC be fined for using "f" and "c" in their acronym? One of those C's should stand for censorship I think.

But really: WHY is everyone so goody-goody?? I mean what the hell?
What is going on? This "oh so holy" Passion of Kee-riced bullshit, Janet's split second boob, FCC & Stern, Ashcroft. That's just some news items. But what about the real, tangible do goody-good bullshit that has become a cancer on this country that is seen and felt eveywhere? When the fuck did it become so important for everyone to make sure everyone is aware of their goody-goody status? Why aren't there more Stern's? I miss old-fashioned american anti-authority asshole-ism that used to be ubiquitous, and no one felt the NEED to make sure everyone knows how drug free and flag loving they are. In the new amerikkka everyone thinks being goody goody is "cool".
The dullard young people with their fucking crew cuts are clueless while they play Led Zeppelin, Jimi, and Lennon at their desks with a Bush american flag displayed somewhere on their cubicle (and I say "Bush american flag" cause as soon as Kerry gets in, the flags will come down. You watch); with their pro military screen savers flashing on their monitors. Kee-f'n-RICED!!!

Hey mods. Yeah, you know...pigboy brought it up, not me. Therefore, fuck, fucking, and fucker is up for discussion in this thread. You can lock, but if the GOP's primo propaganda tool said it was an issue in the campaign, then I think DU would like to discuss.

[still_one]

1. Bush says "kill the fuckers"

[Postman]

12. how about "fuckin' Saddam" or "major league asshole"?

it's okay if it's our boy saying it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Guess Rucs forgot Bush sticking is head back in the security meeting

and saying "Fuck Saddam, We're taking him out."

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[mike1963]

4. Not a very bright choice of username, bubba. About par though.

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[nostamj]

5. you mean the way that Saint George did

to a reporter in a restaurant in front of HIS children?

your children shouldn't read Rolling Stone, then again, can they read at all?

[FlemingsGhost]

6. That's neither here nor there

Completely off topic, antilib.

Are you folks even trying anymore?

[Mike Niendorff]

7. Just so long as you don't call him ...

"a Republican"


MDN

[saigon68]

11. Adios

[Cursive_Knives512]

8. I have to say that I LIKE that Kerry swears...

It makes it easier for me to relate to him.

[DieboldMustDie]

9. And calling someone a "major league asshole" is okay?

:eyes:

[loftycity]

10. Just more distractions The Neo's will have us going in all directions

While they're cookin up the good stuff on the new world order.

Spinning us out of our minds.

[jmowreader]

13. Haven't you fuckers ever heard the phrase "curses like a sailor"?

Well...umm...there's a reason for that phrase. In case anyone hasn't noticed, Kerry was a sailor.

[madmax]

14. When asked what he and poppy talk about

* replied 'pussy'. Nice conversation between a good Christian son and father. Not. ;P Fuck'em! :evilgrin:

on edit: hmmmm, just whose pussy do they talk about...Bar's? Laura's? :puke:

[nostamj]

15. Kerry *should* be able to say it....

"BULLSHIT"

(Note: I’m not sure if it’s really time for a politician to drop the BS bomb. But, it really is the most accurate term. And, AFAIC, it’s time that the BS be called what it is: Bullshit.)

The president will tell you that, as far as the economy is concerned, we’re walking in a field of clover. Well, I may be from Boston, but I know what manure smells like.

It is said that Truman would have preferred an earthier term, but Bess talked him out of it.

Well, Teresa, with all due respect, I’m going to say it.

This president’s economic policy is bullshit.

Make no mistake, the rich are getting richer. But at what cost?

Most of America is working longer and harder for less money and fewer benefits–if they are working at all.

I can understand why the wealthiest might vote for this president.
I can understand why the wealthiest might donate to this president.
It’s an investment with a guaranteed return.

But, for working America? The 99% not blessed by, overwhelmingly, inherited wealth?
This president’s economic policy is worse than bullshit.

It’s destroying you now, voiding your future security and damning your children and grandchildren to endless, expanding debt and financial insecurity.

It’s bullshit.

[thecrow]

16. maybe...

they are planning on fining him for saying it in public?
or worse... arresting him! Like Lenny Bruce!
Wouldn't that just make the shit hit the fan?
People would go crazy nuts!

[PurityOfEssence]

17. George W. Bush said: "Fuck Hussein, we're taking him out"

In a meeting with Congress members during the run-up to the Iraq war, right when he was publicly proclaiming that he hadn't made up his "mind". THIS guys's a major prick of Biblical proportions, profanity and all, so if that's fair game, let's declare an open season.

[mitchum]

18. Fuck Limbaugh

Oops...I take that back. I don't want Rusty to get his hopes up!

[fujiyama]

19. And me says...

FUCK YOU RUSH! Go OD on Oxycontin you worthless piece of shit!

[kodi]

20. meanwhile bush refers to women as p*ssy and no one is offended?

Though his spin doctors did a good job of hiding it during the last election, Bush has been known to display his true moral character when he talks to other men. At the Republican National Convention in 1988, he was asked by a Hartford Courant reporter about what he and his father talked about when they weren't talking about politics.

"PUSSY," Bush replied.


http://www.tylwythteg.com/enemies/bush1.html

[Rex]

21. Rush hates the word 'fuck' because he's never had reason to use

it as a verb!

[jakefrep]

22. AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH....

Please do not make me visualize Rush Dimbulb in the throes of passion.

:puke:

[Andy_Stephenson]

25. lemme borrow your bucket.

:puke:

[Octafish]

23. I use the words frequently when describing Smirk and Sneer.

Bush is a dumb fuck.
Sneer is a fucking traitor.
The occupants are evil fuckers.

[Andy_Stephenson]

24. The word Fuck...warning

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...


"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah