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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:04 PM
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George Bush is simply so brilliant that America cannot help but....
follow his leadership. His judgement is so trusted because his intelligence is unquestioned. It would be a very rare occasion that he might be wrong. This is the type of guy you would trust your life to because his complex thought processes always figure out the possibilities in every circumstance. He would never act in haste or be impatient with the lives of others. His intellect is so strong that people just naturally put their faith in his decisions. What might appear to some as arrogance is really just a supreme confidence in his own abilities to make the right decision. After all, look at all the decisions he has made up to this time in his life. His business failures and personal failures were caused by outside influences and never by the acute decisions made by this great leader. America can sleep well at night knowing that George W Bush is in charge.

<sarcasm off> If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, I don't know what will???
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MadProphetMargin Donating Member (756 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:05 PM
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1. I laughed so hard, I think I hurt my spleen.
OUCH! :lol:
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specter Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:08 PM
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4. I know were
you can get a used spleen for free :P
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:12 PM
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6. You think that's bad? Read the following from my home town newspaper.
U.S. must not fall to same fate as Spain



It is with a very heavy heart that I approach this subject. We are in the most enlightened age of technical and medical advancement. Yet, the world would rather go back to the dark ages and cower in fear of terrorism.

America had a wonderful friend, an intelligent farsighted human being with a plan for the future. Alas, that friend is gone to a world of socialism and giving in to the terrorist. Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar of Spain, is not only a lost to us, but the loss to the Spanish people will be catastrophic.

Will the rest of the world fall into the abyss as well? I have great fear that Italy and others will fall to the open arms of terrorism. Russia is again in the clutches of communism set to spread. Can the world keep from the grips of communism and terrorism? Oh, America, you must stand behind our president, he is the only person who can save America and the ideals that make us a great nation. Oh America please protect our president. Oh America, do not allow us to weaken. Thank God for George W. Bush.

http://www.heraldnet.com/Stories/04/3/18/18356551.cfm

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Minstrel Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:17 PM
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7. "Alas, that friend is gone to a world of socialism"
A good excuse for my favourite smilie:

:nopity:

Good God, how sad are some minds.
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Kimber Scott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:44 AM
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13. Barf
:puke:
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 01:36 AM
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14. "fell into the abyss..."
Damn, she hit all the buzzwords. Terrorism, socialism, communism, Fox news does a good job on the easily scared don't they?
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specter Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:07 PM
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2. I Think
im gunna be sick...... :puke:
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:07 PM
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3. It Would Be Funny If...
he wasn't the president of the most powerful country in the world. It would be funny if he wasn't the choice of over 40% of Americans and could easily be re-elected. It would be funny if...so many people hadn't lost their jobs.
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MadProphetMargin Donating Member (756 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:10 PM
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5. Well, it's one of those "laugh or cry" things.
And I'm NOT gonna cry.
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grytpype Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:43 PM
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8. Blessed art thou, kentuck
I was so impressed by this tribute to Dear Leader I posted it on my blog. Go in peace.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-04 11:54 PM
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9. I am honored, grytpype....
:)
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:17 AM
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10. 7 points to Kentuck. LOL made me think of the sheep.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:26 AM
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11. Stealin' stuff from Hannity...
... again, I see, Kentuck.... :p
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Undercover Agent Donating Member (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-04 12:27 AM
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12. lmao
people here in the US can be robots sometimes.
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