dennis miller dead last in ratings

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

it's official-the show's a failure! people weren't going to clamor to another smug, psuedo-sarcastic rightwing shill with a panel full of extremists (horowitz?!?)

now where are the daily stories pointing this out and unamed insiders coming forward from the network to say that his days are numbered? you know, like they did to donahue.from drudge:

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2.1
FOXNEWS HANNITY/COLMES 1.6
CNN LARRY KING 1.3
FOX NEWS SHEP SMITH 1.3
FOXNEWS GRETA 1.1
FOXNEWS BRIT HUME 1.0
CNN AARON BROWN 0.8
CNN PAULA ZAHN 0.5
MSNBC HARDBALL 0.4
MSNBC SCARBOROUGH 0.3
MSNBC NORVILLE 0.3
MSNBC OLBERMANN 0.2
CNBC DENNIS MILLER 0.1

[mountainvue]

1. Sellout just isn't funny anymore.

[TNOE]

2. Hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahh

its probably time he took the hint - People just don't like him!

[grannylib]

14. My sentiments exactly

[CO Liberal]

3. Guess He'll Be Going Back to Football.....

:-)

[beanball]

19. Football

yes arena football,The Washington Rethugs.

[Nlighten1]

4. Well it is time to "re-tool"

and get an extension on his contract...

[glarius]

5. Great!

It couldn't happen to a more deserving "smug, psuedo-sarcastic rightwing shill!"......Hahahahahaha

[West Coast Democrat]

6. Wow! He's watched even less than the shills on MSRNC!!

I didn't think it was possible to actually get a lower rating than Tweety or the Intern-killer.

[Champion Jack]

7. Oh My what a shame....

Gee, nobody would have ever predicted that....</sarcasm>

[terryg11]

8. dont feel care anymore

ever since he changed into a Bsh apologist and won't even listen to reason

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. but nbc will keep him on indefinitely

so that he can 'develop an audience"

they were leaking stories to drudge and the post about donahue's imminent cancellation within a month of his launch.

dennis will get a pass

btw, has judas miller broken dick cavett's record as having the most failed talk shows on tv yet?

[Michael Harrington]

37. Unfortunately...

I agree. Some asshole patron up in the GE hierarchy will continue to seee him as Hip and Edgy (instead of Played Out and Desperately Whoring Himself, like in reality) and he'll get an indefinite amount of time to jabber. They run these things at a loss (like Murdoch and that fishwrapper he's made of a paper that once published Murray Kempton) just to get their message (such as it is) out.

[tom_paine]

10. Bottom Line: Neither side likes a Quisling

The Busheviks will never trust him, though their Pay Korps is so overflowing with money and media control that they could afford to give him his own show to see if anyone DID want to watch a filthy Quisling pile of sh*t without principles.

Apparently, that is not the case.

And Free America hates him for selling out so quickly to the Dark Side just because his career was winding down and he needed more $$$$.

NOBODY likes a Quisling. Busheviks find them useful, but never trustworthy.

Which is something that <gasp> we agree on.

[Salviati]

21. It's like the Baron Harkkonen said:

Never trust a traitor, not even one you make yourself...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

22. Baron V. Harkonnen = Rove

[MUAD_DIB]

35. I thought that the Baron Haliburton said that.

n/t

[eissa]

11. Let this be a lesson

to turncoats like Miller -- we won't support you, and your new buddies won't either. Boring little fucker.

[TacticalPeek]

12. Nothing like a little sunshine to end the work day!

I clicked by last night and saw that he had Greg Palast on.

Just kept on clicking, beat undropped, that's how much I won't watch that POS.

[jmaier]

13. Some good news, at last!

[Sticky]

15. MSNBC OLBERMANN 0.2

I'd hate to see Keith Olbermann lose his show. Countdown is one of the best hours on TV. IMO

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. I agree. It's the only show I watch consistently.

Which is usually the Kiss of Death for most shows. :shrug:

As for Dennis Miller -- I'm surprised his ratings are THAT high... :thumbsdown:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

16. thai 0.1 is due to his chimp

otherwise, it would be 0.001

[TacticalPeek]

24. He can't get Shrub to come on, so the poor chimp is the stand-in.

The chimp is a reprise of the original Today show with Dave Garroway, who hated the chimp that was added to their lineup, but it did help the ratings. Probably kids making their moms tune it in.

[seasat]

17. LOL, Bush's campaign ads will run during his show.

In the announcement about Shrub's new campaign ads, they said they were going to run some during Miller's show. So they are paying CNBC with noone there to watch them. That's hillarious! :evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

18. Best part about this is that the Daily show and Letterman get more ratings

than all these shows combined times 2. Fuck the repug media, I just finished my own Neilson's form and the Daily Show and Letterman got points from me every single night.

[Ksec]

20. Im happy for him but I wish Olberman was gettin some respect

Couldnt happen to more deserving fellow. Miller sold his soul to the highest bidder which was the celeb starved right wing.

[LibertyorDeath]

23. Well if he would resign & give that monkey more air time the

numbers would improve!

[RedEarth]

26. How in Gods name can so many people watch fox......

Such trash. I totally astounded with the ignorance of some people....amazing.

[kskiska]

27. Miller isn't on Faux

He's on CNBC. He's on reruns now, though, while the show is undergoing "tweaking."

[RedEarth]

29. lol...I was referring to all the rankings......

I had the unpleasant experience of channel surfing and happened upon Miller's show and after a few minutes switched to the Food network....a little bit easier to stomach.

here are the rankings....

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2.1
FOXNEWS HANNITY/COLMES 1.6
CNN LARRY KING 1.3
FOX NEWS SHEP SMITH 1.3
FOXNEWS GRETA 1.1
FOXNEWS BRIT HUME 1.0
CNN AARON BROWN 0.8
CNN PAULA ZAHN 0.5
MSNBC HARDBALL 0.4
MSNBC SCARBOROUGH 0.3
MSNBC NORVILLE 0.3
MSNBC OLBERMANN 0.2
CNBC DENNIS MILLER 0.1

[erpowers]

28. Yes!!!!!

This is great news :) :bounce: :kick:

[Woodstock]

30. I'm simply devastated

I don't quite know how I'll muster the will to live another day.

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

31. Hahaha!

Fuck you, Miller! Fuck you.

You haven't been funny since you trimmed the mullet, you ass.

Things Dennis Miller has to look forward to:
1) Another canceled show.
2) Obscurity
3) A gift basket of citrus products from Rupert Murdoch
4) Obscurity
5) Fuck you, Miller.

(did i remember to say "fuck you' to miller?)

[Must_B_Free]

36. Me to

Fuck you Dennis Miller. You are so stupid.

You did a 180 and thought your audience would follow? What a loser chump you turned out to be. Now you are no more appealing than a tired out dimestore whore. You are a washup, a mutitime failure.

[linazelle]

32. Dennis should feel right at home, if anybody know about last place

it's him.

[jeanmarc]

33. Hahahahahahahahaahhaahahhaaha!

It took Miller forever to get to the punchline, but he did get me to laugh!!!! This thread needs a laugh track sound effect! :)

[Ladyhawk]

34. I haven't watched Miller since SNL

Back then he was actually funny. Since hearing of his sell-out, I haven't bothered. Also, my brother mentioned that he loves Dennis Miller. This, in and of itself, is reason not to watch. My brother gets his news exclusively from Faux, Drudge and Limbaugh.