"How Dare You Insult America?!" - the Homeland's Mandatory Gameshow

[thebigidea]

VOICEOVER: “Time for the game show that’s got everyone going gaga – with uncontrollable fear… yes, time to play HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICA?”

CONTESTANT: “I can’t wait to try my patience, and my patriotism…”

ANOTHER CONTESTANT: “For big money!”

HOST: “Don’t forget all the…”

ALL: “SHAMEFUL PRIZES!”

HOST: “And here’s our special celebrity guest Sean Hannity to…”

CROWD: “Ask the burning questions!”

HANNITY: “America… it loves you even when you sell your freedom to another, or let an immigrant get away with smiling. America… it gives me a reason to get up in the morning, to make someone that looks different have trouble breathing.”

ALL: “God Bless America!”

HOST: “Sean, great to see you again… say, are you ready to…”

CROWD: “ASK THE BURNING QUESTIONS!”

HANNITY: “Boy, am I ever. Let me put it this way… how dare you insult America?”

CROWD: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICA?"

flags keep popping up over the screen until its far too patriotic to see. Fade out.

[Friar]

1. no more tequila for you!

[nemo137]

2. do we get lifelines?