"Program Yourself for America's New War" - absolutely insane Chimp video

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/programyourself.rm

Well, I don't really know how to introduce this bit of rawrawraw roughtcut sillines. Yeah, that's the song from "Eraserhead" - features DC hijinks, sprocket-hole damaged 16mm film, dour Dick Cheney, Imitation Private Lynch, Emperor Poppy Bush sipping hot cocoa, and uh - other stuff.



from the ever-so-worked-over-in-progress "Paranoia Show":
http://www.terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

last one:
http://www.terminalproduct.com/dutheme.rm

[donco6]

1. Seriously creepy.

and disturbing.

Can't get that little atonal ditty out of my head, "In Heaven, everything is fine . . . "

[thebigidea]

2. blame David Lynch for the lyrics

and me for the atonal part...

back in the dark ol' days of 2002, boy did "ERASERHEAD" sum up my life.

[Devlzown]

3. I love that fucking song!

Isn't that the one where the woman with the poodle fuzz on her face was dancing around singing? And wasn't there a radiator or something nearby too? We used to drop acid and drink lots of cheap beer and watch that movie when I was in college. I still like it a lot. I noticed Robert Tilton in there, too -- he's my favorite televangelist. Basanda, Basoya! Great work!

[thebigidea]

6. Tilton is the best! Hadabosoy! I love the way the lord speaks to me.

the final version has cartoon bubbles here and there, particularly on Tilton. Lots more superimpositions. With the murkiness of realvideo, you can barely make it out - so I thought this rough cut will do. Gives the general idea anyway.

[donco6]

7. Robert Tilton fart video

Does anyone have a copy of the Tilton fart video? It's the one where they've dubbed a ton of clips from his show, just at the point where he screws up is eyes, ready to launch into a mega-speaking-in-tongues-hamalamajamafest - and instead, he slips a jimmy. Different tones - some long squeaky ones, some big fat ones, some explosive ones, some rapid-fire . . .

I watched it and laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pass out.

[thebigidea]

11. ah, that's funny... I think its online, try googling

my friends and I have been prank calling his prayer line for about a decade... quality 2am entertainment...

[Sugarbleus]

13. ROFLMAO------>hamlamjamfest..........lol lol

Some of you guys in DU are too good. I always say I'd rather be laughing than crying. I need these little barbs to jolt ME outta my catatonia. LOL LOL LOL

[thebigidea]

18. my favorite bit he did was ask the viewer to put their hands on the tv

"Miracle point of contact, my friends... place your hand upon mine - I see a kidney somewhere in Detroit reconstituting itself, oh Hallelujah!"

Praise Tilton!

[thebigidea]

19. Tilton quote: "And he'd begin to... T'sidcanoe his righteousness."

[donco6]

8. David Lynch

Shoulda known! Love him.

[thebigidea]

12. insert loud Gordon Cole impersonation here.

[teach1st]

4. Who did the Zappa cover - Plastic People? N/T

[thebigidea]

5. everything unfortunately by yours truly

these days actual musicians help me out, which uh - kinda helps. Still, I guess there's a certain charm in not knowing what the hell you're doing but proceeding anyway out of possibly misplaced conviction.

more on that one here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1074353

apparently, I'm in the midst of some hyperactive moodswing powered by far too many mocha beverages and a loathing of football.

[teach1st]

9. Mood swings are our friends...

Think of them as anti-catatonics. Mood teeter-totters suck, though.

Your great videos have inspired me to put on a marathon of Zappa's more surreal work tonight in lieu of the Super Bowel.

[thebigidea]

10. if I could make just one person choose Zappa instead of football...

... then my job is done.

God Bless the Homeland!

[thebigidea]

21. final final final KICK - now re-encoded, for EXTRA BLOCKINESS.

More smear, less fear!

[frank frankly]

14. it is a crazy one, certainly

my favorite part: the george bush mask with flag cape in DC.

awesome!!!

the reaction to that must have been amazing!

[thebigidea]

15. yeah, we got tons of great footage that day - during the Oct 25 protest

lotsa crowds and cameras, including FBI & Secret Service: "who are you affiliated with?"

a lot more of the DC stuff is in a video that's nearly done, "The Washington Monument is the Prick of the World"

[thebigidea]

16. Oh no! A still.

Figure 65756775. "The Eye of Ashcroft"

[thebigidea]

17. and another!

Figure 34534554. "Preening, Prancing Prince Gads About the Capitol"

Oh, and I've just noticed the numerous typos in my alleged posts above. You see, America? You see what happens when a man is driven by Dick Cheneyian demons to edit in a small room for going on 48 hours or so?

I ACCUSE YOU, AMERICA!

I rest my supposed case.

[thebigidea]

20. and one final still

a teaser for the next one:



Figure 3653464. "Disgraced Dubya Dragged from White House"