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newscaster Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 02:11 PM
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ONE OF THESE DAYS DUBYA, TO THE MOON!
President Resident is getting ready to announce new manned missions to the Moon and the Planet Mars.
Sparing absolutely no expense, I have determined the reason for all this.
Mr Dubya has never had his picture taken in a Space Suit despite the fact that he is our most space out resident ever.
We have learned that once the permanent moon base has been established, he will go to the moon in his new outfit from Mattel, complete with holstered Zapper, to congratulate the real astronauts and to hang a banner reading: "Mission Accomplished".
I approve of this move on his part but I also think his trip to the moon should be a one way trip. We can leave him there as manager and later, later, when we go to the moon, we can bring a new "mission accomplished banner" and drop our pants and MOON HIM. What more fitting accolade could there be? :P
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Hoosier Democrat Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-04 02:27 PM
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1. What an IDEA!!!!!!!!
Newscaster's above post gave me an idea. The perfect way to show Dumb-ya our support for this mission: MOON HIM!! Nothing like standin alongside a motorcade route and dropping trou when the Evil One slithers past, eh?

Maybe write on our butts "To The Moon!"
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