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insane_cratic_gal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:11 PM
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Can we Just Sell Bush on eBay?
In today's pop culture selling anything and everything eBay is permit able. If you have an extra 10,000 dollars you can purchase a moldy grilled cheese sandwich, that resembles the virgin Mary. Just so fundies know, I don't believe that the Virgin Mary endorses any one type of bread. Just incase Wonder bread starts exploiting the Christians for dollar and cents.

Here are the things you can buy on eBay. Moldy grilled cheese sandwich, a kidney, snow, hillbilly, a can of whoop ass, and a 31 inch toenail, If Americans are allowed to sell toe nails then surely we can sell our sitting president.

Be sure I have little faith that we'd raise enough to pay of the trillion dollar deficit created by Bush. But perhaps, if we are lucky, we'll make a small dent.

http://insanedemocraticgirl.blogspot.com/2004/12/can-we-sell-bush-on-ebay.html
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complain jane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:16 PM
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1. does the United States have a seller account?
How long will it take to open our new account?

Say, who do you think will buy him? And why?
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 10:53 AM
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6. I'd Say He's Already Been Bought
The Saudis, Israelis, Carlyle Group and BinLadin family all habve a piece of him. He's a shell, there's nothing inside but dust.
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complain jane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 02:53 PM
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8. oh.. yeah.
:kick:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:18 PM
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2. I'd bit a little bit for him
What to do with him if I won him. Hmmmmm, the possibilities....
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Lithos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:19 PM
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3. Sorry
He's already been sold.

L-
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Liberty Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:27 PM
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4. Better idea: e-bay sponsorships in a "Save Democracy" ad!
In your item description, list all the facts about voting fraud.

The highest bidder gets his or her name at the top of your pre-worded ad (include a link to the full description) as the lead sponsor. The ad will be run in a newspaper or newspapers in major cities. Size and distribution of ad will depend on size of contribution. Non-high bidders may also purchase space to run their names, below the lead contributor.

Why not list several ads for sale?
Checkbook democracy can work for us, too, not just the Reps!

If you like my idea, please "kick" it to the top of the pile.

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whalerider55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-06-04 11:32 PM
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5. i'll start the bidding
gimme fifty bucks and i'll take him home.
is he papertrained?

Whalerider55
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 02:41 PM
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donhakman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 03:08 PM
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9. Best to just sell a Bush Born Again poster
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