Atlas omits huge lump of arseholes talking about climate change

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/atlas-omits-huge-lump-of-arseholes-talking-about-climate-change-201109214333/

THE latest edition of the Times Atlas of the World has missed out a huge mass of twats talking shit at each other.

Atlasiser, Martin Bishop, said: "We were wrong. Not only do they exist, but they're everywhere and it's fucking hellish. "The new edition will therefore show a big blob of them in and around London, with various other blobs next to weird radio stations in America."

The blobs grew rapidly as it emerged their interest in climate change was based solely on the same old tribal shit that gets them pathetically engorged and makes you want to nudge them quietly off a cliff.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: "The only way we can try and reverse or mitigate the effect of the blobs is to remember that climate change is not about socialism or capitalism. It's about gas and what it does and doesn't do. Tom Logan, from Stevenage, added: "While Greenland does seem to be largely intact, if a doctor tells me I've got the flu, I'm more likely to believe him rather than some ponce who did English Lit and reckons my temperature is a left wing conspiracy."

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1. In that case...

I would expect to see a huge, doughy blob in the vicinity of Fresno, CA (I see ya, RimJob!)