Margaret & Helen

[Warpy]

Margaret, it was hard but it’s done. We lived in that house for 47 years. But change is good. A new adventure, Margaret, a new adventure… Besides I was bordering on being one of those hoarders and this move required my getting rid of a load of shit.

And speaking of a load of shit, I’ve been meaning to tell you that Rick Perry’s day of prayer is really just a healing circle for Michele Bachmann. You see if Jesus is busy answering all of our prayers, he won’t have time to speak to Michele. Those migraines should be gone in no time with one less voice in her head. In that vacuum the echo must have been deafening.

One last thing before I go. Was it my imagination or did that orange fellow who speaks for the house just pee all over my television set last night? Men and their pissing matches… what a bore.

Well, new city and a new house. Life goes on. Change is good. I promise to write more often. I mean it. Really.

http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/

[Gregorian]

1. I needed my Margaret and Helen!

The way with words. The brevity. I love them! But I had almost forgotten they existed.

Phew. Sanity does indeed prevail.

[badhair77]

2. excellent

thanks for the link