WikiLeaks Attempts to Expose Palin's Thoughts, Finds Nothing

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) -- WikilLeaks has finally met its match.

That's the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty.

"I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside," he said, speaking from an undisclosed location. "There's nothing there."

Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Gov. Palin's brain, "What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/wikileaks-attempts-to-exp_b_792253.html

[MindandSoul]

1. Nothing there??? I could have spared him the trouble. . .I knew that all along!

[RandomThoughts]

2. Why is it, almost everytime I look at an article at huffington post

Somewhere on the page, someone is doing the shhh, finger in front of mouth thing.

All over the place you see that image, who are these people that think they can tell people to be quiet, and what gives them the right to use marketing images all over the place to do that?


You got an argument why you should tell the world to be quiet? Or anyone reading your site, when you think you have the right to tell people to be quiet with subtle marketing all the time.


And yes for years I have seen the subliminals in the choice of pictures on that site. And they rarely match the text, they have someone using visual marketing at that site.

[Bluenorthwest]

3. Borowitz is funny

And the funny is all.

[RedCloud]

4. What>? The quitter on Twitter is a no witter?