Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

[locopolitico]

Fair and balanced paranoia, delivered on demand with the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

Now we know where Beck gets all of his crackpot ideas. Try it, it's a hoot!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm

[guruoo]

1. OK, I'm hooked...

'Tonight we must ask ourselves why brainwashed Obamatons
pose a clear and present danger to the republic
because they have a secret plan to molest your kitten.
And you know who else tried to do that? Hitler.'

'The freedom-haters who have infiltrated our government are
recreating Nazi Germany so that they can do exactly what Hitler
wrote about in the Communist Manifesto. They're all connected -
liberals, Nazis, Kevin Bacon, everybody.'

[The_Commonist]

2. Sheer Awesomeness!

"God-hating liberal secularists have formed a secret oligarhy that aims to slaughter Bald Eagles and serve then as dim sum. Why else do you think there are so many Maoists hanging around the White House?"

[Birthmark]

3. Good stuff!

"The liberal elites infesting our
government our meeting behind closed
doors with intent to prevent law-abiding
Americans from shooting abortion
doctors. What ever happened to the
'Land of the Free?'"

Almost too accurate to be funny.

[NJmaverick]

4. K & R!

[47of74]

5. Once again, allow me to get out my;

[politicalhumor]

6. The fun never stops!

The Haiti-helping hippies who work in the White House are perpetrating an elaborate hoax to turn us all into communist slaves, which, as you know, is what Mao was trying to do when he bombed Pearl Harbor.

Government stormstroopers are attempting to stifle all dissent so that they can turn your church into a drive-through abortion clinic.

Tyrannical tree-huggers are perpetrating an elaborate hoax to prevent law-abiding Americans from shooting abortion doctors. What ever happened to the 'land of the free'?

I'm not saying Obama is Hitler, but don't you find it interesting that members of his secret police force are pushing their extremist agenda to spread their global warming hoax and help Al Gore carry out his Final Solution to eradicate capitalism.

Obama and his Civilian National Security Force are taking a page right out of Stalin's playbook in order to take away your guns and leave you defenseless when gay Marxist Muslim illegal immigrants come after you and your family.

[Enthusiast]

7. Stop laughing! It isn't funny.

Beck watchers believe this stuff. They believe anything. Besides, I plan to compost my Teabagger rather than pollute the air by burning them at the stake.