BREAKING: Soy Milk and Tofu Causes Teh Gay!

[Stingo]

It is well past April Fools Day, but the Republicans haven’t quite figured that out. One of the whack jobs over there on the right has come up with a dandy theory. I think this is anti-Asian, myaelf. A GENUINE hate crime masquerading as a theory with as much sense as Intelligent Design.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/05/07/breaking-soy-milk-and-tofu-causes-teh-gay/

[unpossibles]

1. this is old news, isn't it?

;)

I'm trying to remember which came first, my vegetarianism or my sexual "deviance".... Both can be traced back about 20 years ago to the college years, so perhaps the real culprit is THE EVIL LEARNING INSTITUTIONS POISONING OUR CHILDREN!!1!

:D

[Stingo]

2. Maybe it is Anna Maria Montessori who is at fault.

Did we have gay people before she stirred things up? Did we have spaghetti? I don't think so!

[sui generis]

3. only if Teh Gay is associated with feminine qualities

f'rilril

Now, speaking for myself and my very gay partner, we were blessed with every fantastic attribute of manhood a dude could ask for - masculine appearance, man-sized packages, and a willingness (tendency even) to knock those sissie hetero republicans around if they get in our way.

No estrogen or estrogen analogs here.

Oh wait!!!! I fucking HATE soy products, with a passion! So does my baby.

I repeat, no estrogen or estrogen analogs here.

Soy doesn't give you Teh Gay. It gives you Teh Man Boobs.

[Stingo]

5. You must be the exception

How in the world could wingnutdaily be wrong. You were probably breast fed by a soy plant or something.

[sui generis]

12. seriously though

pseudo-estrogens are not to be confused with causing gayness - and although certain soy products can aromatize into estrogen analogs, and hetero man who uses lavender soap and drinks gallons of soy milk will just be a hetero man with tits and a shriveled nutsack.

The real issue with nut job articles like that is the association of feminine physical qualities with gayness; a betrayal of their idea of the proper order of nature: manly men first, ladies second, lady-men last. :P

[Stingo]

14. So someone like

Manny Ramirez isn't gay yet?

[unpossibles]

7. my 'moobs' have been around WAY before I ever ate soy

damn it.

[flvegan]

4. Jim Rutz is batshit insane. That or I haven't had enough soy to

turn my pecs into tits and make me want to make out with Johnny Depp.

[Rebubula]

11. LOLZ

I am pretty hetero, but I might make out with Johnny Depp...

[LakeSamish706]

6. I'm pretty sure that should be Kiesch that causes it though. n/t

[Stingo]

8. You talk french so exquisitely!

[spiritual_gunfighter]

9. I drink soy milk everyday

and eat tofu nearly every day. I havent noticed anything yet.

[Stingo]

10. Clearly you need to marry a beard

Like Crist.

[sui generis]

13. I actually grew a vadge in my taint

now whenever someone tells me to go fuck myself . . . .

a less retarded article would have been one about lavender products. that one IS creepy, and well known. You don't get Teh Gay but boys who would be men should avoid lavender products.

same thing with formalin / formaldehyde.

But what everyone forgets is that feminine attributes does not Teh Gay make, or every time one of these metro bastards put gel in his man-hair or got a mani/pedi he'd be one hangnail and hairstyle away from a terminal case of Teh Gay.

[yellowcanine]

15. Not to mention causing people to mix up "l" and "r" in pronouncing words.