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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 02:55 PM
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Ann Coulter: Dreams DO Come True
Miracles do come true. Ann Coulter will not be talking for a while. The rabid extremist right winger and hatemonger has had her jaw wired shut do to an accident she suffered last month. Please come and comment about this tragic event. Offer your prayers that she loses her voice forever.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2008/11/25/ann-coulter-dreams...
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:00 PM
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1. I think it's her secret desire to lose weight.
Cause, ya know, every time she looks in a mirror she just wants to rip some flesh off that thing (pretty much everyone's reaction to seeing it).
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:00 PM
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2. This thread is useless without pictures
:P
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:01 PM
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4. You want to blind people?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:02 PM
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7. A black & white photo is fine
black & blue, even better.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:01 PM
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3. If only they could wire her keyboard shut, too. n/t
n/t
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Pyrzqxgl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:02 PM
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5. Hey! Us progressive type folk have got to have our people who say outrageous things!
We have Sarah Palin for stupid, we need Ann Coulter for misinformed bitchiness.
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:16 PM
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13. What do we need Michelle Malkin for?
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:26 PM
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15. a place to rest our beer?
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:50 PM
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24. To clean the toilets in the internment camps she loves so much.
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nykym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:02 PM
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6. Was it like the accident in
"The World According to Garp"?
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:04 PM
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8. What man would allow that?
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:25 PM
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14. Ouch. Felt that from here.
Very underrated movie. Lithgow was great, Williams was great. Disturbing and liberating at the same time.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:34 PM
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19. Arp!
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 04:02 PM
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28. Was that the sound the women made
after getting their tongues cut out for that cult? Disturbing.
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zonmoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:05 PM
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9. Rather not have her lose her voice permamently
rather have her and every other repuke have a 13 minutes in hell type experience or dickens christmas carol experience.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:07 PM
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10. Stinking liberal!
You hippie types are far too kind!
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zonmoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 03:30 PM
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40. Don't be so sure about that
Edited on Wed Nov-26-08 03:37 PM by zonmoy
since every republican would have to change their evil ways to not end up permanently in hell. I very much doubt that they could do that. Besides I would prefer to be better than god in that I would always keep the chance to repent open even if the person spends billions of years in hell until they finally get sick of it enough to change themselves.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 04:10 PM
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43. Only billions of years?
You are too good.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 04:02 PM
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29. I want them waking up with nightmares
seeing the faces of all they have tortured and killed. Forever.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 04:11 PM
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30. Not a bad idea
And without the ability to scream?
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zonmoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 03:32 PM
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41. Let them scream. particularly while making all future right wingers
watch their eternal torment while being given their last chance.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:10 PM
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11. What? Did someone clock her or something?
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icnorth Donating Member (954 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:32 PM
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17. Stress fracture...
happened when she tried to bite the end off her mic election night.
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 04:25 PM
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32. It was the result of an Adam's Apple-ectomy gone awry. (nt)
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 07:17 AM
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36. Jane?
Delicious!
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:10 PM
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12. was it
pointy bitch shoes related?
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:33 PM
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18. Meow!
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JoDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:27 PM
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16. Get out the menorah kids!
Chanukah has come early!
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Jester Messiah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:40 PM
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20. Couldn't have happened to a nicer rabid hellbeast. [nt]
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:42 PM
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21. rabid overgrown blonde squirrel, maybe
Wouldn't wish her presence on the souls in Hell.
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Jester Messiah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:44 PM
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22. Ha! A fitting comment for your 666th post!
But you're right, the souls of hell would be suffering enough without that harpy.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:47 PM
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23. Well,
Isn't that special!
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FVZA_Colonel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:52 PM
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25. Unfortunately, we'll still have to deal with her when she talks out of her ass.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:53 PM
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26. She should go play in the circus
the asshole who speaks. Maybe tag team with Hannity and Rush.
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JimboBillyBubbaBob Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 03:55 PM
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27. An Alternative
Maybe they could wire her ass shut!?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 04:21 PM
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 08:23 PM
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33. Mmm hum. Gonna last at least 28 days....right?


:beer:
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 11:47 PM
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34. And if it lasts longer than that
it'll be a Chanukah miracle!!!!
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snake in the grass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 01:52 AM
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35. If she would have only...
...broken her wrists as well so as to prevent her from typing her poison.
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 07:49 AM
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37. This is the best news I've heard all day!
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 08:34 AM
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39. Pleased to bring the good news
And Happy Thanksgiving.
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 01:29 PM
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44. Happy Thanksgiving, Stingo!
:hi:
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 08:29 AM
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38. Please God make her wires rust.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 03:51 PM
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42. She only comes out of hiding when she has a ghost-written book to pimp.
Despite the excitement over the election, she hadn't been very visible lately.
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-08 02:24 PM
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45. A more beautiful Thanksgiving present could not be had.
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Stingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 10:36 AM
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46. Yes,
this could be made into a Hallmark Hall of Fame Special, couldn't it?
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