McCain Loses Pa. Media Coverage to a Dead Body

[Stingo]

It would be sad, if it wasn’t so funny. The McCain campaign was gearing up for some smears on Obama in advance of McCain’s appearances in the Philly suburbs yesterday, and called a news conference. Only one TV camera showed up. The rest of the print and broadcast media from the area were covering a report of a dead body found in a local park.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2008/10/14/mccain-loses-pa-media-coverage-to-a-dead-body/

[Cosmic Charlie]

1. RIP, but that Body had more life in it than John McCain's Campaign

[Stingo]

2. Going after low hanging fruit

McCain's campaign still has Palin, and she's still lively. Wrong, but lively.

[Cosmic Charlie]

11. you can make a puppet look lively, that doesn't mean it's alive

[Stingo]

12. You are implying

that puppets are designed to fool people.

[LiberalEsto]

3. How could they tell the difference

between McLame and the corpse?

[Stingo]

6. The disdainful look

on McCain's face is a clear giveaway that he's alive.

[norepubsin08]

4. We should send flowers to the funeral

for the work that that body performed on behalf of the Obama campaign

[Stingo]

7. the dead body

would probably expect to vote.

[norepubsin08]

9. as long as it votes for Obama

I'm ok with it!!

[RedLetterRev]

5. It's almost like a skit out of "Greater Tuna" gone haywire

You could almost imagine Aunt Pearl and Vera Carp first looking at the corpse, then slowly over at McKook, then back again. Eventually, Vera drawls the classic line, "awww, I don't know, Pearl. Ya seen one dayid body, y'seen 'em all. They're s'still... an' dayid... an'" (together) "... waxy!"

Yeah, my twisted mind works like that.

:rofl:

[TankLV]

8. Maybe they WERE being "covered" after all...

after all, the mcINSANE campaign IS the "dead body"...

[Stingo]

10. I just knew

this little column would attract some snarkiness.