Garrison Keilor: Hot October & Blended Orgasms

[groovedaddy]

Oped / Garrison Keillor
Hot October and 'blended' orgasms
October 10, 2007 - Courier Journal

It was a big week, what with Stanford beating USC in football, of all things, and with a second-string quarterback starting his first college game, and on the same day political riots in Bern complete with rock throwing and tear gas -- the Swiss! Acting up in the streets! -- and on the very same October day it was 85 degrees and muggy in Minnesota. One jolt to our belief system after another.
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The gang of Republicans running for president is hoping to induce amnesia -- Old Fred and the cross-dressing thrice-married ex-mayor and the bomb-bomb-bomb-Iran man, the handsome one with the forty-three grandparents, the Southern gov who lost all that weight and others -- they need some miracle to make people forget what happened the past seven years.

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[ananda]

1. I liked the part about..

.. the mound of elephant dung sitting in the room
of all sanctimonious, hypocritical Reeps who
represent corruption on all levels in all places.

[snappyturtle]

2. I just love the way this man's mind works! Thanks for posting. K&R nt

[adadem]

3. Hysterical

thanks...made my day!

[yellowcanine]

4. 'The nurse handed me a plastic cup and said, "If you need them, there are magazines in the bottom

drawer." Nurses are very matter-of-fact about sacred things.'

Garrison does have a way with words. Too bad he didn't work in the one about sitting on a "hemorrhoid the size of a Concord grape."