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Daveparts Donating Member (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 09:06 AM
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You have Been TERMINATED





Your Citizenship rights have been terminated under provisions of The American Citizenship Act. For the following reasons,

O Although you are a lawful American citizen you are no longer an economically viable unit.

O That you have or have had intentional thoughts contrary to public policy with the intent to subvert others.

O That you are now or have been a member or contributor to subversive or terrorist organizations such as but not limited to, a Labor Union, ACLU or any extremist political party such as but not limited to, (Greens Libertarian or Communist or PETA)


O That you are now or have been a member of an extremist, subversive or terrorist religious organization such as but not limited to, Moslem, Nation of Islam, or any Christian sect or cult espousing redistribution of wealth.

O That you or members of your immediate family members have taken willful terrorist actions by word or deed designed to disparage the actions of the government or officers of the military or Individuals employed in civilian government.

O You have committed reproductive crimes,
A. Homosexual B. facilitating or participation in an abortion C. Contracting or transmitting of an STD

O You have interfered by word or deed in the free flow of the Capitalist System,
A. Subversion B. Untaxed income C. Other

Your termination is a direct result of your reckless disregard of our nations democratic principles listed above. One to three violations will constitute a misdemeanor violation of the American citizenship act and an automatic one-year probation will be imposed during which time you will be disenfranchised from all citizenship rights. At the conclusion of the one-year probationary period you must pay a $5000 fine and pay all imposed fees and reswear allegiance before reinstatement. Violations occurring during the one-year probation period will automatically prompt felony prosecution

Three or more violations will constitute a felony crime against the American people, conviction and will terminate all citizenship rights including but not limited to permanent disenfranchisement, pensions, Social Security account holdings, Life insurance or disability policies, annuities, stocks or bonds. Conviction will also make ineligible any and all claims for government benefits, contracts or employment or reinstatement.




1179c-1, 1179c-2, 1179c-3 Dept. of Homeland Security Dept of Redundancy Dept.
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Whit Donating Member (19 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 10:02 AM
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1. Tell me this is a joke !!! NT
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Daveparts Donating Member (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-03-07 10:55 AM
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2. Dept of Redundancy Dept.
Maybe Yes Maybe no
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