HILLARY FORMS 'THE BARACK STUDY GROUP'

[Don Davis]

In order to explore ways to neutralize Senator Obama as her biggest rival for the 2008 Democratic Presidential nomination, Hillary Clinton has authorized the formation of “The Barack Study Group.”

The bi-partisan Group is also known as the “Rogers Commission,” named after its Chairman, Republican hatchetman Ed Rogers. Rogers was deemed to be the most qualified candidate for the position, based on his intimate knowledge of Obama’s family history, including his middle name “Hussein.”

The Barack Study Group will ultimately recommend whether Hillary should “cut and run” from the campaign, or “stay the course” for the Democratic nomination.

The Rogers Commission could also advocate a middle course, that Hillary begin a “phased redeployment” from the campaign, and jump back in later, in the event that a civil war or sectarian strife breaks out during the Democratic primary season.

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