TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A LIBERAL POLITICAL JUNKIE

[Don Davis]

10. Even with your back to the TV, you cringe with recognition of Richard Perle’s voice on Hardball.

9. When your wife starts to play with your family jewels, you say “wait ’till after Bill Maher’s New Rules.”

8. You’ll root against a sports team just because they’re from a Red State.

7. When you ask someone their “sign,” you mean Jesus Fish or Darwin Fish.

6. You use “Picture-in-Picture” to watch Russert and Stephanopoulous.

5. You think the New York Times is really controlled by the Editorial Board of the Wall St. Journal.

4. Your idea of multitasking is reading Daily Kos while listening to NPR.

3. You’re all for “mixed marriages,” except for the one between Matalin and Carville.

2. You oppose capital punishment in all cases — with the possible exception of Chris Matthews.

1. Although you’re ACLU on personal privacy, you advocate warrantless strip searches of the Right-Wing Blondes — to check if their carpets really match their drapes.

[RobertSeattle]

1. Good list - thanks!

I can identify with ONE or TWO of them... :)

[otherlander]

2. Is NPR really that liberal?

Just have to disagree with everything today...

[Montauk6]

10. Why, didn't you KNOW National Petroleum Radio is just downright pinko???

Obvious :sarcasm:

[samsingh]

3. sounds like me on most counts

[yurbud]

4. You know what you get if Matalin and Carville had a kid?

A bald Frankenstein.

[burythehatchet]

5. You don't turn off CSPAN 2

even when nothing is going on just to see which senators are talking to each other and which ones are getting stiffed.

[Eric J in MN]

6. #4 should have been...

Your idea of multitasking is reading "Democratic Underground" while listening to "Air America Radio."

[omega minimo]

7. List breaks down..........

You're not a Liberal if you're sexist.


:bounce: :bounce:

[Nikki Stone 1]

8. Yes. It was unnecessary to reference gender here.

Amazing how the default person always seems to have a dick.

[omega minimo]

9. Thanks-- I needed that

"Amazing how the default person always seems to have a dick."

:rofl:

[Montauk6]

11. Meanwhile, sexist or no, the default person always IS a dick!

:D