The Chimp: "He's looking for ideas"

[rusty charly]

WAIT! I thought the 'Pukes HAD all the "ideas"!

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1139848,00.html

[Cocoa]

1. start here, George

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/resigning/

The Basics
I want to know how to resign in the best possible way
I want a template resignation letter
I want to retract my resignation
I want to find out about my contract of employment

Financial Matters
I want to calculate how much sales commission I might be owed
I want to calculate how much holiday pay I might be owed
I need help with my P45, P60
I need help with my company pension scheme
I need help understanding stock options

Personal
I've been indulging and I need to prepare for a drug test
I want to prepare for my exit interview
I want to make sure that I get a good reference
I want to receive a daily notice-period email from I-resign.com
I want to count the seconds until I can leave

Security and IT
I want to remove evidence from my PC of my job-hunting activities
I want to set up an auto-responder for my company email address
I want to know how to transfer client certificates from my work PC
I want to export my contacts from Outlook and take them with me
I want to store my essential files online
I want to use secure email over the web

Inspiration
I want to read funny resignation letters
I want to see who's been quitting today
I want to read about the most famous resigners ever
I think I need to talk to some other people who are in my situation
I would like to read other articles about resigning

[Canuckistanian]

2. Pay him off and be done with it.

Say, one month's revenue from Halliburton, and then, good-bye.

Because that's all he's in it for, right?

[Demeter]

3. ....In All The Wrong Places....

ah, country and western: it has its uses.

[cliss]

4. Doesn't that headline just make you want to retch?

Junior is looking for ideas.

That means he doesn't HAVE any plans, other than to loot.

[bemildred]

5. Pssssssst! Get out of Iraq. Then resign. nt