Some black players won't play for Rush Limbaugh if he buys Rams

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

Source: New York Daily News




Conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh has some Americans that love him and plenty that hate him. And the fact that he spouts such right-wing opinions doing his day job may hurt Limbaugh's chances of getting some players if he manages to buy the St. Louis Rams, according to the New York Daily News.

New York Giants defensive end Mathias Kiwanuka(notes) would love to play again under Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo, who was his defensive coordinator in New York, but Kiwanuka is saying that there is no way he would go play for St. Louis if Limbaugh takes over. New York Jets linebacker Bart Scott(notes) told the paper the same thing yesterday and it seems that it may be a general sentiment for a lot of black NFL players.

"All I know is from the last comment I heard, he said in (President) Obama's America, white kids are getting beat up on the bus while black kids are chanting 'right on,'" Kiwanuka told the paper. "He can do whatever he wants; it is a free country. But if it goes through, I can tell you where I am not going to play."

At this point, Limbaugh and St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts, who is in on the bid with Limbaugh, aren't thought to be the frontrunners for the Rams.


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I'd love to see this hapen if Jabba actually goes through with the purchase. But I don't think anyone will quit over it. Man do I want to be proven wrong.

[treestar]

1. Good for them

They should let the team be lily white. Then when it loses, Rush's head will explode.

[Mike Daniels]

127. Well, the current multi-ethnic version of the Rams isn't burning up the "W" column right now

so I don't know that walkout by team players would really play much of a difference in that respect.

[JohnnyLib2]

2. Brave men.

They need all the support possible. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[FreakinDJ]

12. Exactly

can't wait until they are ridiculed for speaking the truth

[JuniperLea]

3. Good! As it should be!

I hope they follow through... I can't imagine why they wouldn't.

[tekisui]

4. knr!~

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Rush would purge the team of minorities, and pay minimum wage anyway

He's going nowhere with this fantasy of his.

[imdjh]

11. You have it backward. Rush Limbaugh would have to pay unionized black people. Support the purchase!

[brentspeak]

6. Good.

And what kind of nation do we live in when an idiot like Rush can afford to purchase an NFL franchise while decent, hardworking people all over can barely afford to purchase their family's next meal? We live in an imperfect world.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. You're right but you're being kind. I'd say it's more like fucked up. nt

[imdjh]

9. Ah the ancients explain: If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at who he gives it to.

[ZombieHorde]

117. How about: If you want to know what kind of people God likes, look at who he favors with luxury and

look at who he tortures with poverty and starvation.

[imdjh]

8. That's something I just don't get. Both regionally and racially- big sports.

I don't see how people identify with a team drawn from all over the country. I cheer my local high school, because they are my local kids. I don't give a rat's ass about the Tampa Buccaneers; because I don't live in Tampa, because the team has no real connection to this area, and because I think football is stupid.

But the race thing in sports really cracks me up. Seeing white people gush over black sports stars, and then get back in their cars and head home to neighborhoods which would be considered iffy if the black population was even half the percentage on a football team. I must be missing some aspect of this which makes it understandable.

[Gman2]

16. I think it weak to identify with any group, for esteem.

Even the Dems.

[sunnybrook]

124. You make some good points

the whole "local" team thing when they are drawn nationwide...

As for the point about people cheering on the team then returning to their segregated lives. It does make no sense, but that is the legacy of this country. Sometimes sports and the arts cross the line like that. Think of the white teenagers in the fifties listening to black artists on the radio.I heard an interview with Ray Charles one time where he said that white people really cracked him up, because they would allow a black woman to watch their children, supposedly the most precious resource, but would not allow black people to eat in the same restaurants (back then). Logic has no place in our legacy of race relations.

Back to the Rams, I am in St. Louis. It would REALLLY be bad if he bought the team. I hope more players support this action.

[tomm2thumbs]

10. 'money... meet mouth.' Good for them

[AzDar]

13. It's terrible that players should be put in that position, but awesome that they are willing to take...

a stand against the likes of Limbaugh.

:thumbsup:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

15. Hopefully this will bring to light his racist ass comments. These get downplayed whenever

it's brought up. We truly are the U S of Amnesia.

[imdjh]

19. For ten million dollars a year, I would work for Phyllis Schlaffley

[No Elephants]

36. So much for principles, eh?

[imdjh]

48. I'll bet I could rationalize it if I had to.

[Mike Daniels]

128. I don't know how many principles exist in the NFL as a whole.

If you're willing to defend Michael Vick's actions (as many players did) I don't know if you have a lot of moral standing to object to Rush having a share in the NFL.

[LanternWaste]

58. I imagine many people would deny their own convictions

I imagine many people would deny their own convictions due to greed.

But then again, I suppose those wouldn't really be convictions in the first place, merely fictional advertisements.

[bullwinkle428]

131. How about Fred Phelps?

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[jeffbr]

17. Evil Republicans live a long prosperous life

thanks to socialist medical research.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

18. A lot of Democrats die in plane accidents too. nt

[BuelahWitch]

116. Or at the hands of "lone nuts" with guns

[Altoid_Cyclist]

25. We still have Darth Cheney around after 4 MIs not to mention Rush.

I don't shoot people in the face, start illegal wars etc..there are so many to list. And I almoost lost my battle though I did everything to avoid heart disease. That's probably why I don't have any religious beliefs.

[KristinGarris]

20. money

If the money's right, I think they'll play for anyone.

[Bluenorthwest]

22. Not everyone is that venal

and not everyone has bottomless greed. You might be surprised how many turn down how much for all kinds of things.

[notadmblnd]

21. can you even imagine an all white football team?

I can't. But I'd love to see the players boycott the team if the drug addicted pedophile buys it.

[imdjh]

23. Here's one.

[notadmblnd]

51. That's not American Footbal

Those guys would be toast in the NFL.

[imdjh]

70. IF anyone in the NFL could catch them perhaps.

[druidity33]

106. get real

there are many wide receivers that could top their speed. They'd be beaten to dust. Sorry if they're heroes of yours, but it's not their game. I wouldn't think an NFL player could beat them at soccer... but in a foot race, 'you betcha'.

:shrug:

[imdjh]

109. I'm not much of a spectator sports fan. It seems the standards are similar.

Which I find surprising, considering the bulk of the football players. The soccer players would probably kill the football players in distance/endurance, but in the 40 yard dash it appear they both need about a 4 second time to stand out.

[louis-t]

52. Uh oh, I think I see a brown guy.

Front row, second from right. ;-)

[imdjh]

69. That's Denan Kemp. He's caucasian.

[louis-t]

72. Who's the team?

Not a soccer fan.

[imdjh]

74. Me neither. I believe they are called- ru ready? The All Whites (NZ all stars I think) nt

[louis-t]

112. Yikes.

[imdjh]

113. I think it's their uniforms. They wear all white at home games.

[progressivebydesign]

24. Wow. I LOVE them for taking a stand! n/t

[swishyfeet]

26. I've been a Rams fan from childhood...

and have been looking for a way out. Decades of suckage hasn't broken my loyalty, but El Rushbo would in a nanosecond.

[liberal N proud]

27. Glad they are willing to make that stand

Stand against a racist pig like limbaugh.

:applause:

[LiberalFighter]

28. I'm thinking and hoping there are NFL by-laws that would prohibit Limbaugh ownership.

[jaysunb]

55. It would...

the other owners must approve new owners. Rush doesn't have a prayer.

[sofa king]

29. And why isn't Rush in prison again?

[jus_the_facts]

30. Just because he's not a closet racist ?

...talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face. :yoiks:

[chelsea0011]

31. I'm not sure why blacks would have a problem...

they would get their own seperate showers and lockers. :sarcasm:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

34. Oh hell no!

:rofl:

[Kweli4Real]

32. The team could be renamed the St. Louis Aryans

Well, that could be good for football ...in a 1939(?)Jesse Owens - German Olympics kind of way.

[Uncle Joe]

33. Kicked and recommended for karma biting Limbaugh in the ass.

:thumbsup:

[47of74]

35. Mr. Kiwanuka and Mr. Scott have both earned my personal thumbs up

Mr. Kiwanuka and Mr. Scott have both earned my personal thumbs up for taking a stand against that fat-ass drug addict.

[No Elephants]

37. Shame on the players who are not black for not standing with these guys.

[marmar]

126. Agreed.

nt

[hadrons]

38. Bart Scott and Mathias Kiwanuka will be on their teams a looong time ...

these guys are pretty valuable to their current teams

[Rozlee]

39. If Limbaugh's bus fight comments were Kiwanuka's biggest beef

he, and other players of all color stripes, should hear Limbaugh's comment played over the loudspeaker at the ballfield at the earliest opportunity, where he states that Martin Luther King's assassin, James Earl Ray, deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor, which he ended with, "Godspeed you, Earl." I never understood why Imus was fired about a comment over "nappy headed 'ho's', while Limbaugh didn't even get a ripple with such a ghastly, hateful comment. It tells me more about his listeners than about Limbaugh. It kills me that my sister listens to his drivel and insists that he's not a racist. And that she isn't either, after all, don't we have a nephew that is half black and half Hispanic (we're Hispanic so she can't all him a halfrican.) But, once I heard her call him a M'igger. She said it wasn't a slur. After all, weren't my half Anglo/half Hispanic children M'anglos? It cracked her up and she was puzzled when she noticed the rest of us weren't smiling about the terms, which she'd gotten from a conservative website which named the offspring of different racial/ethnic combinations. But, she stated since there was no malice behind it, how could it be racism? I never know what to expect from her. She's gone to the Dark Side. But, I hope Limbaugh gets toasted by a full walk-out of the best African-American players there are. It's no less than he deserves. I once joked that he was a hemorrhoid on the ass of humanity. I was wrong. He's a cancer of the soul of our humanity.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

40. Let's not forget when he told a black caller to "get the bone out of his nose before calling his

show". All composite police sketches look like Jesse Jackson. NAACP should hold hold up drills in liquor stores, etc, etc.

[Stephanie]

105. Welcome to DU!

n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

130. Several racist comments by Limbaugh

(and I'm sure there are more)

"I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."

"You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray. We miss you, James. Godspeed."

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"

"Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

"They’re 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?" (referring to black people)

"Take that bone out of your nose and call me back." (to an African American female caller)

"I think the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. They’re interested in black coaches and black quarterbacks doing well. I think there’s a little hope invested in McNabb and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his team that he really didn’t deserve."

Limbaugh has attacked Obama personally, calling him a ‘halfrican American’ calling him the ‘affirmative action candidate’ and playing a song about ‘Barack the Magic Negro’.

And in the unfortunate aftermath of the destructiveness of Hurricane Katrina, Limbaugh kept referring to the black Mayor of New Orleands again and again as "Mayor Nayger", not by his actual name of Mayor Nagin. Everyone knows what word he was actually trying to call him. All the while, he was being hyper-critical of this man.

[MidwestTransplant]

41. Barack the magic negro didn't go over well I guess. Neither did Halfrican.

[FlyByNight]

42. I don't blame them one damn bit

I was curious as to when African-American athletes would start to speak out about this.

If this were to come to pass (and it's a big if), it would certainly be interesting as to how they'd be able to sign draftees and free-agents, whatever the ethnic background.

Limbaugh's a racist, drug-addled asshole with A LOT of political and social baggage.

[Hulk]

43. That would only make that fat, disgusting racist pig happier.

This pig would be happy to have a team dressed in white hoods playing for him. Do you really think he cares?

Disgusting. Hope he keeps his money under his bed...the pathetic douche bag.

[pattmarty]

44. I can't see the "league" OK'ng this deal with Limbaugh.....................

..........The NFL has an image that it wants to maintain and this would cause them controversy which they DON'T want.

[David Zephyr]

45. Kudos to Kiwanuka and Scott.

May there be many more to joint them and hopefully, not just black players.

[sasquatch]

46. He'd be in yearly competition for most evil owner with Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder

[Rosa Luxemburg]

47. Imagine a team without players!

[corpseratemedia]

49. good

:thumbsup:

i wouldn't either

[jeremyfive]

50. I'm With Wanda in Hoping His Kidneys Fail

I'm With Wanda in Hoping His Kidneys Fail

Only thing I want to see Rush Limpfat buy is his coffin.

[Blue_Tires]

53. good to see the early potential shitstorm from the players if the sale goes through

[jtrockville]

54. Would be nice to see ALL players boycott (no matter the shade)

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[Guy Whitey Corngood]

57. I call bullshit on your bullshit. Jabba's racist remarks have been well documented.

Whether he's doing it to make money or not is not the issue. As i said above I hope they prove me wrong if the sale goes through but I don't see any player quitting over this.

[imdjh]

110. So were Marge Schott's and she didn't have a story.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

115. Story? What are you talking about? Do you even have a point other than you'd take

money from anybody?

[imdjh]

119. I can't remember what "a story" referred to, but clearly you are a superior person.

You must be very pleased with yourself.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

123. Yes, thank you for recognizing that? nt

[firedupdem]

67. The white version of Al Sharpton? You have lost your fucking

mind.

[noiretextatique]

68. how exactly is rush the white version of al sharpton?

:eyes:

[Hubert Flottz]

59. What if they did play for Rash, but played to lose and get

traded somewhere else where they could play better again?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

61. Rash!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

62. The NFL needs to start drug testing the team owners if Rash

buys the team...Maybe He can get W to be a cheerleader?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

63. In that case they would have to start testing cheerleaders as well. nt

[marshall]

60. When will Donovan McNabb weigh in on this important question?

No doubts though as to what he would say.

[BrklynLiberal]

64. Limpballs = Jabba. PERFECT!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

65. Here's a visual to go with that. nt

[BrklynLiberal]

66. Thanks. I wasn't very hungry for dinner anyway.....

:-)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

71. My bad

:evilgrin:

[BrklynLiberal]

108. All is forgiven. you can come home..

:thumbsup:

[Joe Chi Minh]

73. K&R

[CatWoman]

75. loving that pic in your sig line

:loveya:

[kpete]

76. Black NFL players (won't play) crush prospect of playing for a Rush Limbaugh-owned St. Louis Rams

Source: Daily News

Black NFL players crush prospect of playing for a Rush Limbaugh-owned St. Louis Rams

BY Ohm Youngmisuk
DAILY NEWS SPORTS WRITER

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2009/10/09/2009-10-09_black_nfl_players_crush_prospect_of_playing_for_a_rush_limbaughowned_st_louis_ra.html#ixzz0TSrrNoJb


Mathias Kiwanuka loves his former defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo, but the Giants' defensive end says he will never play for Spagnuolo's Rams if Rush Limbaugh purchases the team.

Kiwanuka and the Jets' Bart Scott made it clear Thursday that they would never play for the Rams or any team owned by the controversial conservative radio host.

"All I know is from the last comment I heard, he said in (President) Obama's America, white kids are getting beat up on the bus while black kids are chanting 'right on,'" Kiwanuka told The Daily News. "I mean, I don't want anything to do with a team that he has any part of. He can do whatever he wants, it is a free country. But if it goes through, I can tell you where I am not going to play."

"I am not going to draw a conclusion from a person off of one comment, but when it is time after time after time and there's a consistent pattern of disrespect and just a complete misunderstanding of an entire culture that I am a part of, I can't respect him as a man."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2009/10/09/2009-10-09_black_nfl_players_crush_prospect_of_playing_for_a_rush_limbaughowned_st_louis_ra.html#ixzz0TSrnNqVB


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2009/10/09/2009-10-09_black_nfl_players_crush_prospect_of_playing_for_a_rush_limbaughowned_st_louis_ra.html

[yurbud]

77. I was wondering when this shoe was going to drop on Rush's head

[kestrel91316]

78. Oh, my.....

:rofl:

[louis-t]

79. I brought this up yesterday.

I guessed this would happen.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6729599&mesg_id=6729737

[Old and In the Way]

80. Who says they'd be invited to play?

I could see Rush changing the name to the St.Louis White Rams and draft an all white team. They'd do phenomenal with the Dittoheads. Rush could turn the franchise into one big social/economic experiment.

[Hansel]

121. No, he will hire only Black players so he can sit on his

strung out fat ass and order his groveling crew members to crack the whip over his "slaves" in order to put them in their place before they got all uppity and spoiled with the assistance of bleeding heart liberals who ruined America.


Edit to add :sarcasm: just in case. Except in relation to Rush being a strung out fat ass and having a groveling crew.

[Dan]

81. Oh they will play,

but they may not play well (individual choice issues).

[WildEyedLiberal]

82. Good for Kiwanuka

I bet a lot of white players would join in that boycott in solidarity with their teammates, too. You'd have a few dittohead idiots who'd play for Rush, but all his hateful racism would blow up in his face in a BIG way.

[tblue]

83. Lol! Today I am happy as a pig in slop!

These NFL players are not stupid, and they're putting their money where their mouth is. Love it!

[cry baby]

84. just like gravity...Karma works! nt

[jus_the_facts]

85. Dupe Friday?

:wtf:

[DeSwiss]

86. No Mathias, please don't draw a conclusion.....

...of a person based upon just one comment they've made. Here, try a few more:

"The NFL often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"I mean, let's face it, we didn't have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: Slavery built the South. I'm not saying we should bring it back. I'm just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

-- Rush Limbaugh

http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/12326413

- K&R

[tilsammans]

87. Or the one about bringing back segregated buses? n/t

[sunnybrook]

125. what is even worse

Is that with commentary history NBC hired him as a talking head. The amnesia is ridiculous. Or how about treating Pat Buchannan like a respected journalist, he of "the Holocaust never happened." Rush may always have his moronic following, but for our so called mainstream media to hire these idiots is sick!

[madmusic]

88. As much as you may hate visiting freeperville, everyone should see their reaction

Example:

Oh well, that should raise the intelligence quota of the team.

48 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 8:47:02 AM by pallis

[jaysunb]

89. You need League approval to buy a team

and he'd never get it. It's not even worth discussing. :evilfrown:

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[HiFructosePronSyrup]

91. Oh, Rush Limbaugh's definitely a racist.

So are his fans.

[d_b]

92. I see what you did there

[Taverner]

94. Rush "Get that bone out of your nose" Limbaugh is a racist

Now he hasn't said the "N" word, but he didn't have to

[lark]

95. Some would play, yes

but some would demand trades and some wouldn't sign with them and they'd have to pay over the top money and the franchise will fail. Simple and predictable. Marge Schott may have been despicable, but she was not anywhere close to being as publicly despicable as Rush.

[CoffinEd]

98. Agreed!

"Marge Schott may have been despicable, but she was not anywhere close to being as publicly despicable as Rush."

And I also don't recall Marge having a talk show that was broadcast on thousands of radio stations five days a week AND a legion of mindless dittoheads happily repeating her racist statements every opportunity they got. Nope, old Marge may have had her 'shortcomings' when it came to respecting other people who don't look like her or shared her ethnicity or religious beliefs, but in my opinion her 'shortcomings' caused no where near the racial animus and intolerance in this country that Limbaugh loves to take credit for.

[onenote]

120. Marge may not have had a talk show, but dismissing her hate as a "shortcoming" is absurd

Schott's unrepentant racism, homophobia and anti-semitism was not a mere shortcoming and anyone on a progressive board that characterizes it as such either doesn't know their history or has some serious issues.

Some of Marge admitted statements:
Schott on outfielders Eric Davis and Dave Parker: "million-dollar niggers"
Schott, who acknowledged that she owed a Nazi swastika, on Jews: "sneaky goddamn Jews are all alike."
Schott on Hitler: he was "good in the beginning, but went too far."
Schott on why she opposed her players wearing earings: "only fruits wear earrings."

There are other examples as well. She was banned from running the reds on more than one occasion and the fact that the U of Cincy baseball field is named for her is simply offensive.

on edit: this isn't meant to suggest that many African-American football players wouldn't play for a Rush-owned team-- I believe them when they say they would not. As for why African Americans played for Schott? I don't know, but the fact that they did doesn't turn her hate into something that can or should be dismissed with the wave of the hand.

[dionysus]

97. enjoy your short stay.

[Dr.Phool]

93. The scary thing is.

Limpballs is probably to the left of some NFL owners. Think Al Davis or Jerry Jones.

[dvdaves75]

96. Do you know anything about football?

Al Davis was the owner that hired the first black head coach. Art Schell may not have been a great coach, but he was the first. Hell Davis hired him twice just to make sure that he couldn't do the job.

[tazkcmo]

99. That's right!

And he was a founding member of the AFL that had no problem drafting black football players thereby putting pressure on the NFL to integrate as well. I have no idea what Al Davis thinks inside but I have seen his actions. Art Shell twice? THAT doesn't sound like a racist to me. lol

Oh yeah, Rush is a puke and will NOT pass ownership approval. I also wouldn't be surprised to see the Players Union come out against his involvement in any way with the league.

[yurbud]

100. I posted the link for the POLL on this in General Discussion:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6738442&mesg_id=6738442

[Cha]

101. I read so many on DU..

predicting this!

Why the HELL should they?!:bounce:

[madokie]

102. That's be too cool

fuck rush if that sob buys a team I'll be tempted to quit watching the fucking game out of spite.

[Zorra]

103. The Rams could end up a team of only RW conservatives.

That would interesting.

Maybe John Elway would come out of retirement to play quarterback.

[John Kerry VonErich]

104. Rush won't get it.

Him and Checkett are long shots, very long shots at getting the team. If it doesn't go through, it won't hurt him. He's a Steeler fan anyways. Not siding with Rush and such, just some common sense.

[classysassy]

107. The browns

the team founded by paul brown,after ww2,was located in cleveland they had several black players when most nfl teams had a token black.They were not in the nfl,they were in the newly formed american football conference,I remember some if not all of the black players on the browns.Bob Mann and Len Ford from univ of mich.Horace Gillom the punter from univ of nevada,Bill Willis from Ohio St.and the first great black runner in pro football,Marion Motley.In 1950 the best of the new league merged with the nfl.The browns moved to L.A.,they won their div title,I believe they also won the nfc championship.

[livefreest]

111. rush Limbaugh would be a joke if he doesn't fire all black players and attempt an all-white team.

[BreweryYardRat]

114. Well done, chaps.

Good on' em for having enough pride not to work for a lying bigoted sack of lard.

[Control-Z]

118. I would hope that

he loses most of the team.

[fletch18]

122. Doubtful: Minimum salary in NFL is $285K. I doubt any will go work in the real world on principle

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

129. Flush was a big baseketball star

He led the league in ass-cysts one year.

[Incitatus]

132. HA HA!