Cheney Spotted Shopping Ammo Aisle in Arkansas

[Robbien]

Source: By KSPR News

It was business as usual, with an unusual visitor at an Arkansas sporting goods store.

Camera crews spotted Vice President Dick Cheney shopping the ammo aisle at Mack’s Prairie Wings in Stuttgart.

Cheney was in Arkansas for some duck hunting, which he says is as good as it gets in the Natural State.

"Arkansas is one of the great hunting states in the country, especially for waterfowl and ducks, and so I get invited down here periodically. I can't come all the time, but every once in a while, when I can, I do," Cheney said.

The vice president bought some suspenders and shells while he was at Mack’s.

Read more: http://www.kspr.com/news/local/12184451.html

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Note: First aid kits are in aisle 7, suspenders double as tourniquets.

Go get 'em, Dick.

Get a world atlas and pick a country to invade, you bald-headed stooge.

[Bozita]

3. I think I just felt the shock wave from an incoming ...

... DUzy.

[Auggie]

2. He's got to kill something -- Iranians are out.

[Teaser]

4. duck

.

[Aviation Pro]

5. He's so happy...

...when he's killing something that can't shoot back.

That's our five deferment, shitstain, shoots-guy-in-face.

[aquart]

9. And the word that jumped into my mind is "mall."

"killing something that can't shoot back."

[superconnected]

6. Like enough ppl haven't been shot today already. All we've learned is speeding truck bombs are safer

[JBoy]

7. Suspenders?

Maybe it's to hold up his colostomy bag.

[El Supremo]

8. Here he is later in the day >>

[Olney Blue]

11. LOL! Did you do make that?

[Olney Blue]

10. I've decided to sell my stock in "Mack's Prairie Wings"

[razors edge]

12. At last he didn't have

Haliburton supply it and the 82nd Air Borne deliver it.

[Bluestar]

13. Watch out, poor defenseless birds and small animals

The big Dick is loose with a shotgun full of shells. And he's fightin' mad 'cause somebody leaked the NIE. All living things should head for cover.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Has Harry Whittington been taken to a bunker?

[eppur_se_muova]

15. Bye bye ivorybills! Dick's not known for keen visual discrimination, you know. nt

[truthisfreedom]

16. If cheney takes as much care loading his weapons as he does aiming them or reading the National

Intelligence Estimates, things look up every time he goes hunting.

[Justitia]

17. As much pleasure as he derives from killing the innocent, he's obviously sexually impotent. -eom

[provis99]

18. you know, I just had to read the headline to know DU would be all over this one

Half the time I read DU is just for the displays of wry wit in the posts above!:D

[Sanity Claws]

19. Cheney in the Natural State?

Just thinking of him au naturel, in the buff, makes me want to go blind.

[Arkansas Granny]

21. Oh ! No! That is one mental picture that will haunt me for days!

:scared:

[Nihil]

20. The image of Cheney in suspenders is not one I wanted ...

> The vice president bought some suspenders and shells while he was at Mack’s.

:yoiks:

[horse_traderxx]

22. Cheney shopping

I wonder if he considered buying any armored face shields for his co-hunters.

[mantis49]

23. Uh Oh!

Head for the hills everybody! :yoiks: :rofl:

[LiberalFighter]

24. Is there some way the ducks can be armed to shoot back?

Notice to Secret Service: You are hereby ordered to protect the ducks from any harm. Take whatever action necessary.

Too bad a bit of cartoon land couldn't be meshed with reality. Like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd with Cheney as Elmer Fudd.

[boricua79]

25. The fact that Cheney still lives

and was allowed to be the asshat that he is makes me question if there is a Creator.

What is the lesson we are supposed to learn from him? That there are bad people in this world, god?