Sheesh! Roads by Pentagon closed, suspicious Ryder truck parked

[karlschneider]

under underpass...MSNBC just now 1:13 PM CST
:eyes:

[htuttle]

1. It's tough being international outcasts and villians, isn't it?

Gotta stay so paranoid and alert all the time -- always on pins and needles...

[karlschneider]

2. Terra alert to go up to ...mauve? Heliotrope? Puce?

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. maybe they were just getting ready

For when Bush is booted in a year.

"Laura, the movers are here."

"George, I said November 2004, not 3."

"Awww, shucks, sorry maaaw."

:)

[Skip Intro]

5. Hmmm, bush* is on "extended weekend" in TX today, isn't he?

Not that I would jump to any conclusions about our lord bush and his deciples...

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Is he visiting any elementary schools?

[KansDem]

11. Sure...

But only because he's interested in higher education...

[slackmaster]

4. How can you park under an underpass?

If you can put a car under it that makes it an OVERpass.

:shrug:

[Skip Intro]

6. Why do people sit in stands at games?

sorry, couldn't resist

[karlschneider]

7. Okay, smartass...

:D

But like Gallagher says, we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway!
:bounce:

[slackmaster]

12. You can prick your finger

But you'd better not finger your prick.

[underpants]

8. Damned liberal media can't get anything right

:shrug:

[markus]

10. And a House office building locked down by a gun threat

There must be something on the international wire they don't want us to hear tonight. Time to go check the UK news sites.

[slackmaster]

13. It turned out to be a toy gun

Several other related threads are running.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031030/ap_on_go_co/congress_intruder_23

WE HAVE BECOME A NATION OF FRAIDY-CATS!

:freak: