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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-11 08:03 PM
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Trump Dogged By Rumors His Hair is Not From U.S. (Borowitz)
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) A threat to the fledgling presidential campaign of Donald Trump emerged today, as a group of activists charged that Mr. Trump is not eligible to hold the nations highest office because his hair does not originate from the U.S.

The group, who call themselves Balders, claim that the hair-like substance that crowns Mr. Trumps head is from a foreign country, which would mean that the candidate is less than one hundred percent American.

Time and time again, Donald Trump has refused to produce a certificate of authenticity for his hair, said Leeann Selwyn, a leading Balder. This is tantamount to a comb-over of the truth.

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