Reply #4: Yesterday my dog told me....

[socialindependocrat]

Yesterday my dog told me he had talked to God and he said I should run for president of the United States. I asked my dog why God hadn't told me himself and he said, "God works in strange ways." My dog also said God told me to build an ark on the Whitehouse lawn and to get all the Viagra I could lay my hands on. "Why Viagra, I asked?" My dog said I needed it to give me the necessary desire to screw the American people, really hard, for as long as I was in office - I needed to keep up my strength somehow. God probably gave some scientist the idea to create Viagra so that the United States Congress could do God's work.

If this little bit of folly offends someone think of this; it may be a sign that you are a latent Republican and can't deal with the truth that you really can't prove the existence of God. Oh, you say you talk to God and that proves his existence? Well, I talk to my dog, so, does that prove that I'm dyslexic?