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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-11 09:17 PM
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115. All these theatres really need, is
an usher who stands off to the side, holding one of those big, battery powered megaphones. When some little shit starts sniveling or whining, he (or she) marches straight over to the perpetrator and (turned up to 11 of course) screams through it, "shut up you little asshole!" at the kid until he (or she) wises up.

A second offense? 3 words: parking lot trebuchet.
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