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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-11 02:12 PM
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122. Poppies!
From the showerhead episode:

Monk's coffee shop, Elaine is at the counter eating a muffin and talking with a waitress.

Elaine: How could I have tested positive twice? Once I could understand, that's a mistake. But twice?

Waitress: Yeah, it's hard to figure.

Elaine: I mean I lost my job, I can't go to Africa. I was gonna meet the bushmen of the Kalahari.

Waitress: Ah, the bushmen?

Elaine: And the bushwomen.

Man (also seated at the counter): Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing. I notice you're eating a poppy seed muffin.

Elaine: Yeah, I eat these muffins all the time.

Man: Well, you know what opium is made from...

Elaine (as though receiving a revelation): Poppies!
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