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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-11 02:01 PM
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113. When your prospective employer asks you to take a piss test
Edited on Mon May-16-11 02:09 PM by Vinnie From Indy
tell him you did not watch your buddies die face first in the muck in Vietnam so that some future employer could make you pee in a cup. Then raise your voice and scream that you don't work on shabbos. Keep screaming shomer shabbos at the top of your lungs until security is called. You could also start bashing on his/her desk with a club and shouting "You see what happens when you fuck someone in ass Larry"!

Be sure to take your smart phone with video capabilities. Film the whole interview, put it on youtube. I'd watch that!

Cheers and good luck!
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