Reply #3: I like the positive side

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of the wedding day, it's almost as funny as the terrifying prospect of sex.

"On the positive side, there is the wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a
beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life."

Unfortunately she also has to let the lout touch her dirty parts, but at least she secured the male.

You knew this had to be written by a preachers wife as soon as you looked at it. Has any preacher ever been able to land a chick without her thinking about how terrifying it was going to be that he was going to touch her?