Mercy me! I woke up this morning and found myself in a country without racism.

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Most Democrats are running from Jimmy Carter as fast as they can. Deja vue all over again. If he had the plague, they wouldn't move any faster.

The pundidiots are aghast that he could utter such foul statements about the country. Roger Simon almost stroked out talking to Tweety last night. Racism? Pffffft, he said.

I assume that Glenda the Good Witch has dropped from her bubble, and used her magic wand to turn us all the same color. Or maybe she made us all like the Horse of a Different Color who changed hues constantly.

When I go out today, I expect to be greeted by Munchkins singing,"We Represent the Unicolor Guild." What a sight this will be when I go to the Piggly Wiggly and watch all the teabaggers realize what has happened.

However, I have faith in unkind man. I'm sure by dinner, they will have regrouped into classes by size or height or some other criteria. By supper they will have political parties and be writing screeds to their representatives.

Long live the Size 20's! Death to all Size 6's!