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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-31-09 11:45 AM
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A third-grader's biography of Dick Cheney
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A third-grader's biography of Dick Cheney


Dick Cheney was the 43rd president of the United States. The second George Bush needed a ruining mate, and Dick Cheney chose himself. When terrorists hijacked planes on 9/11, Dick Cheney tried to shoot one down. Then he invaded Iraq because it was a bad country with lots of oil. He liked to hurt people and fish. One time he shot his friend in the face, and the friend said he was sorry for getting in the way.

Dick Cheney had four heart attacks and went to the inauguration of Barack Obama in a wheelchair. He was a great president because he kept America safe except for 9/11, and the soldiers killed in Iraq, and the friend he shot in the face.



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